The great EDF car show

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  1. Lloyd

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    Post some pix of your wheels. No bullshit, if you're gonna post a Benz or Vette you better have photographic proof it's yours.

    Anyway, here's mine - 1999 Opel Corsa, bought last February after my old Citroen crapped out for good. It's 1.2 liter engine makes all of 74 hp, but hey it's the 16v! That's like almost the sporty version.

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    Deluxe special edition color!

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    Sexy rims!

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    Open top - SWAG!!

    Yeah, well. It was only 650€ on ebay. And I got a spare set of tires for free. It's only 850kg so ca be kind of fun on twisty mountan roads but then again every car is somewhat fun on twisty roads.
    (For 200€ more I could have had an 80s Pontiac Firebird in decent condition, but there is no way I could have payed for the gas with our prices, and sensibility prevailed).

    Anyway, I want to see your hoopties. @Atomic Joe, I want to see that raggedy-ass Camaro you no doubt drive.
     
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  3. Lloyd

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    Yeah, yeah we all know about that pipe-dream of yours. Show me something I haven't seen already.
     
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    What's so pipe-dream about it?
     
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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    This. Just this.
     
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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    In fact

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    I was gonna do a bit of trolling, but I'm too tired right now to continue.
     
  9. Lloyd

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    You could at least have photographed some car on the street and claimed it as yours instead of using some stock photo of a car with an Italian license plate. Next.
     
  10. Lloyd

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    Lol nice
     
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    ok.
     
  12. Lloyd

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    C'mon, 2/3 on here are American, you must own a car? And have like a single picture of it?
     
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  14. Bass

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    Not mine in particular, but it's the same year, model, color, trim, etc.

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    For the record I will never buy another VW.
     
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    This model ,and color with a broken tail pipe ,and black metal ,and grind core band stickers on the back.
    It is also scratched on the side because I suck at driving,and keep hitting the fence.
     
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    i own a 2009 scion xD (blue in color)... i'm sorry i have no actually pix of my car.. so this will have to do

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    This is similarish to my car, big ass thunderbird. GRANNY STYLE.
     
  18. Lloyd

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    When I lived in the US (Denver) for a year, these were driven by the WORST drivers - either old-ass grannys doing 50 on the highway or, the really shitty ones, by tailgating ghetto bitches who paid zero attention to the road.

    You have to wonder if these people are actually able to operate on anything but a straight road.
     
  19. Lloyd

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    Man, buses are already full enough of skeezy people here, but my experiences in the US have been far worse. American buses are like rolling rapist dispensers.
     
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    Too dark out for a pic, but i bought a silver hyundai accent back in 08 and lost it. When my wife bought her new car she knew how much i missed it so she bought another accent, but she picked the color, it looks like this:

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    I would say that you lost your first Accent due to it being the ugliest fucking car ever to come out of Satan's anus. Your subconscious took over, hence the loss.

    Why the fuck would you buy another car that looks like a guppy being strangled by one of your cock-rings?
     
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    Because of the factors of price for brand new and reliability. Wife now hates car and is going to trade it in on a Jetta ASAP.
     
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    I'm guessing you've never seen a Fiat Multipla if you think that is the ugliest car ever.

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    Reported for having access to this pic
     
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    lol the multipla is really awful.
     
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    FIAT= fix it again, tony.
     
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    1999 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer.

    Mine's all tan color, though. It's a decent car, I have no issues with it. V8 makes for good towing.
     
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    Maan. I was sure you had an old Camaro, or some other F-body "sports" car.

    That's not even a really big SUV. Like, if you're gonna drive an SUV, goe Suburban or Excursion.
     
  30. Lloyd

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    You have to admit that the 500 is basically tailored to people like you, though. I mean you like cutesy shit don't you?

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