The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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  1. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Been touched by his noodle appearance yet?
     
  2. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    All hail the flying spaghetti monster
     
  3. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    No, I'm not into tentacle rape.
     
  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    You are revolting against our official communist approved religion?
     
  5. Stephen

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    You will be by the time we're done with you.
     
  6. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I never said that, Hell if we are going to have a religion then we may as well have one that allows us to wear colanders on our heads for religious reasons. All hail the spaghetti monster!
     
  7. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    This girl also worships the flying spaghetti monster, but she mainly worships Cthulhu. Note the tentacles dandling from her penis head-shaped hat:
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  8. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    This is now our official religion.
     
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    Tentacle rape and a new communist religion? I'm in. All hail the spaghetti monster!
     
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    ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI.
     
  11. Emily

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    You are welcome comrade.
     
  12. Stephen

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    We are all now Pastafarians.
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    It's not just about football

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    Cool.
    Welcome comrade.
     
  14. Emily

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    We communists like to say;
    “In Soviet Russia, Flying Spagetti Monster spots YOU!!”
    ~ Karl Marx on Flying Spagetti Monster
     
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    I'm in comrades.
     
  16. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    All the needed info is in my signature.
     
  17. Stephen

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    We need a Pastafarian Medal now.
     
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    It's not just about football

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    Enough with the god damned bastard medals!
     
  19. Stephen

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    Theres nevar enough.
     
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    I want a about me lol.
     
  21. Stephen

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    Cthulu, are you the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or the father, or what? What's your relationship?
     
  22. Emily

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    They are bro's.
     
  23. Cthulhu

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    This.
     
  24. Stephen

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    k.

    So, when is Pastover, Ramendan, etc?
     
  25. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I meant comrades.
     
  26. Stephen

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    Just sayin..
     
  27. ChristianWarrior94

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    Emissary of Christ

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    The hate mail on their website is 99% made up by themselves.
     
  28. TheForRealDeal

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    The dumbest religions are the ones with headwear
     
  29. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Well thats all of them so...
     
  30. TheForRealDeal

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    Yes