The EDF 2 Titty Drive

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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    What is something we all love?

    YES, TITS, I KNEW YOU'D GET IT RIGHT.

    Anyway, I had an idea for fun. Not part of the Scavenger Hunt, totally unrelated.



    This is an Atomic_Joe's Weekly Giveaway Challenge.



    The goal is simple. YOU(That's right, YOU) raid the omegles and chatroulettes. Drum up the most valuable commodity on the internet...TITS.



    But not just any old tits. Tits with EDF 2 scrawled on them. Lie, cheat, steal, whatever, just do it.


    The user with the BEST sets, not the most, will win a prize, from me.


    Prize could be...fuck, I don't. The video game of your choice. I don't give a fuck. My generosity is incredible, I know.

    Shit lasts 'til Friday, go get us some boobies.
     
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    I don't see EDF written anywhere on them tits.
     
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    Fap or no... !?
     
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    If you want to just let me win right now, Shogun 2 is half off on steam.
     
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  9. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I am gonna win this.
     
  10. $$Trooper

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    lets see if i can raise some titahs for the needy
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Bah, chatroulette doesn't want me to help the needy.
    i got IP banned or something.
     
  13. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I got an unerage kid to write EDF on his chest, when I was gonna print screen, they disconnected.
     
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    Pictures or this did not occour.
     
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    Send a picture of your chopped off dick. That'll be even better. It has to be signed, of course.
     
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    Post DIAF, win thread, lose absolutely nothing

    Alternatively, DIAF posts, wins thread, can't lose any more self respect either
     
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    I am experiencing a sensation that comes often with the lot of you goofy little bastards.

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    i'v been at this all day.
    i got like 20 hoe's to show tits but non of them will hold up a fucking sing.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm gathering some good gifs, and then I'll start working "the case".
     
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    Don't let me down. I'm leaving for Rancho Cucamonga later today and won't be back 'til Friday.
     
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    I am devastated, disappointed, and hurt by the lack of effort. Screw you guys, I'm giving the money to a POOR, BLACK CHILD.

    I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.
     
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    B-B-BUT I POSTED TITS WITH EDF ON THEM
     
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    UNSATISFACTORY TITS.

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  24. Lucky

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    Got some right here:

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    CONTEST ENDS FRIDAY AT NOON, WEST COAST TIME.

    ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK, YOU WON'T WANT IT.
     
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    i tried and failed.
    all my conversations went roughly like this:

    you: show me your tits.
    stranger :ok.
    stranger: show me your dick.
    you: here you go.
    stranger: that's hot.
    you: you know what would be even hotter ?
    stranger: what ?
    you: if you wrote down "hello EDF" on you tits.
    stranger: ...
    you: or a some paper.
    stranger: ...
    you: i need it for a contest.
    stranger: ...
    *stranger has disconnected*
     
  28. Lucky

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    That's why he told you to lie. The truth never works.
     
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    you: show me your tits.
    stranger :ok.
    stranger: show me your dick.
    you: here you go.
    stranger: that's hot.
    you: you know what would be even hotter ?
    stranger: what ?
    you: if you wrote down my full name in those amazing breasts
    stranger: ...umm, what's your name?
    you: Emmanuel Desborough Featherstonhaugh
    stranger: No way I'm gonna write something so long!
    you: Well, I was really hopeful, but I suppose you're right. Sorry to ask.
    stranger: only the initials will suffice?
     
  30. Lucky

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    Well well well, looks like I won.