The docter says I have testicular cancer.

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  1. jack

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    I just found out today I have testicular cancer.I'm really scared right now. he says I might be able to get it operated on but they will have to do more tests.I think this might be karma from all the times I would fuck my best friends wife when he was away in the navy.

    This is a life shattering experience.I need some word of encouragement from my friends at EDF.
    What do you guys say my dearest friends.
     
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  3. jack

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    wow,that did not take you long at all.
     
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    You're probably going to die.
     
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    My best friend had testicular cancer. I will try to hunt down some pictures of him hairless, doped-up, and with a catheter up his peepee.

    Lol yr dying
     
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    Given that you're a post-op tranny with an inverted penis and no nuts, this thraed is clearly false.

    On the off chance that you do actually have a ball, I join the rest of EDF in wishing you a speedy & painful death.
     
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    like GOP Senate Candidate Michael Baumgartner told Josh Feit, a reporter for PubliCola blog
     

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    Bye-bye :noes:
     
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    @jack Start eating raw cannabis or unrefined hemp oil, it is a matter of "treating manageable cancer with surgery" or "cancer that can't be treated with surgery."
     
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    way past cool OP
     
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    If true, testicular cancer is like the lowest fatality rate ever. Wort comes to worst, you lose the ball. I'll try to explain this to you as simply as you can retard, but due to PARP1 inactivity in testicular cancer, it has like, no resistance to chemo. You'll be fine bro, if you had to get a cancer, that is the one to get.

    Advice, and keep in mind im not a doctor. talk to 3 or four doctors before you get any surgery on that area because doctors for some reason, are fond of surgeries that cause impotence.
     
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    When they remove your nut, do they like have to insert a dummy dingle to make it still look like you have a full pair?

    Shit I'm high
     
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    Translation: I've taken one puff of a joint and want to sound cool on the internet, and I hope that my mommy doesn't find out.
     
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    Time for you to win the Tour de France faggot.
     
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    shit I just KNEW somebody was going to say that with those exact words

    [​IMG]

    have a medal for being a mindreader.

    too bad you'll never be as edgy as me.
     
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    And that would be bad?
     
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    I think Nolan's movies are way overrated. It's like, we have to think the new one it's the best thing ever since sliced bread , but it's just a fucking fad. Honestly, that joker guy OD'd and now that cool fag shot this whole bunch of ppl, funny yes, but that doesn't make a film any better, it just doesn't.
     
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    It really doesn't. So, how does this relate to ball cancer? :awesome:
     
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    How it doesn't relate to?
    Think about it.
     
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    Interdasting
     
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    Op I hope the cancer expands in your putrid being and finally you stop posting, and I'm not joking you lousy piece of shit
     
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    @jack You're probably not going to die or become sterile. Probably.
     
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    Odds are in your favor, best of luck.
     
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    You better keep that thing and use it for beer pong.
     
  29. jack

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    It sounds like you're having a hard time dealing with the fact you might lose the love of your life with out telling him how you feel.you should do it now.before it's too late.
     
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    grats