The decline and fall of Australia

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  1. TwoStar

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    One day, we will get our shotguns and take our dog Australia to the back of the barn.
     
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    Shotguns? Bro, you'll be lucky if you're left with spoons.
     
  4. uberfukken

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    Decline and fall from what
     
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    So you want a big sandpit full of dingos, abos and convicts?

    Fucking have at it, dickface. It's all yours.
     
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    Just read an excerpt from Bill Bryson's book "In a Sunburned Country." Australia sounds like a class-3 death world. Only a dingo-fucking idiot would want to live in such a retarded place. If we nuked it, we would be improving the quality of life immensely. Pull an exterminatus and suddenly the down under is inhabitable.
     
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    aus is already on the bottom of the Earth

    it should fall off any minute now
     
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    Australia will be annexed by China because the neo-Liberals are willing to sell their people for a good deal. Lol @ The Member Formerly Known As Baya
     
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    Fucking THIS.

    There really isn't a height to fall from when you're safely nestled at the bottom of the barrel.
     
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    I mean seriously...Australia is basically a super condensed Africa. Full of poisonous shit, man-eating animal, HEINOUS negros, and the only thing they have to offer is being the place to see when you've run out of places to go
     
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    We used to be good. Used to be a nice country, with decent people, good beer and the abo's knew their place.

    Now we're overrun with niggers from Africa and Afghanistan, we've elected a slut to lead us, and we copy all the shit things from everywhere else.

    You guys are welcome to the place. It's up shit creek now, and I don't see it coming back.
     
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    To be fair, at least we have smart bureaucrats. Yeah, they'll fuck you until you bleed but at least they're not reckless like America's or Europe's or Asia's or Africa's. One example: during booms our government raises interest rates to both leech off of the boom and contain it. While it's their having control over the interest rate that creates the boom in the first place, at least they're not like bureaucrats from basically every other continent in that they'll just let a boom happen without thinking it'll turn into a bust.
     
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    oh it most be so difficult to govern such a nation

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    In this part of the world, instead of American Dreams, the immigrants who travel in boats chase the

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    AUSTRALIAN DREAM

    Lots of Iraqi, Vietnamese, Afghan, Pakistani, Indian, Burmese and Indonesian refugees die in the shark infested waters en route to the dream. Their boats are just plywood stapled together, powered by used table fans.

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    But they will never stop tryin
     
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    For those who don't like Australia, this is for you...

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    ever wonder why all your ancestors are convicts? what better place to ship your human waste than the land down under


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    Australia is an inhospitable wasteland but we made it work and are now one the of richest and most technologically advanced nations on the planet. (As well as having the only stable economy among western nations that isn't in a recession.) America had all the potential and the local idiots fucked it up big time. To say nothing of Europe.

    Also, no picture really does justice to how many insects there are in Australia per square kilometre. Especially in regards to spiders.
     
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    Do you really like Australia?
     
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    Nope. I don't like any nation.
     
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    Those spiders are faggy
    here's some AUSSIE SPY-DAHS for ya!

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    I'm just making sure we're on the same page.
     
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    Our abos can't huff petrol anymore.
    we removed all the good stuff and they got angry about it.

    Fucking coons.
     
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    enough with the swag spiders. lets get real. this is austrailia in a nutshell

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    I know, right? WTF was up with that? Everybody was begging the federal government to intervene but when Howard sent in the troops everybody was telling him that he was oppressing people. Make up your fucking minds. The absolute worse thing is when Abos bitch about their living conditions but then attack da white fellas when they try to do something tangible about it.

    Maybe we should just deal with the natives the way the Americans did: help them open up casinos and tell them to fuck off.
     
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    They are almost adorable.
    Is the third image a Sydney Funnel web?
     
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    A Coon Casino?

    Christ Almighty, the smell alone would be a environmental disaster.
    What the hell would they be paying with?
    Sell your child to tribe elder Nugawagamugarba so you can gamble some more government assistance cash away.
     
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    yes, i believe it's the official bird of new south wales
     
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    Hey, at least this way they'll learning basic economics and we don't have to dish out money only to see it go to grog and child whores.