The Dark Knight Rises.

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by Baya Rae 4900, Mar 18, 2012.

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CAN YOU DIG IT?

  1. Holy sweet mother of fuck.

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  2. It's going to be shit.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    This trilogy stopped being interesting when IMDB tards bragged how The Dork Knight was the best movie since The Godfather.

    Plus I hated how they did Bane in this.
     
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    It's better than his last debut.

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    I liked the old batman movies better, they are supposed to be comical.
     
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    I am not that excited, certainly less than I was for Batman Begins. Bane is not the kind of character who works well outside the comic, as his sole reason for existing is to break the Batman. He even became quite lame once they started trying to use him as a reoccurring villain (like Superman's Doomsday).

    I do not thing they can do the Nightfall storyline justice in 2 hours, no matter Nolan's directorial skill.
     
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    Yeah, I'd prefer they do Kite-Man instead.
     
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    Hopeful about the movie, but I can see it being a hit-or-miss with Bane.
     
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    I think the largest problem, and this opinion has been voiced by others, is that I can't understand what Bane's saying. I had to watch it three times a piece just to get what he was saying.
     
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    Wow, after watching the trailer, I must revise my opinion.

    This looks worse than Transformers 3.
     
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    You shut your whore mouth.
     
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    There's going to be a lot of "not knowing what the fuck is going on" moments during conversations between Batman and Bane.
     
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    The only thing bane should ever say to Batman is "BREEAAAAAK YOOOUUU!"
    Bad CG, lots of explosions, a comical villain made even more comical by wardrobe...this is going to be great.
    Seriously though, I really hope this movie is better than the trailer makes it out to be.
     
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    The actor that they got to play Bane goes balls deep into his roles which is what Heath did which is a big reason why the movie was so good was his presence on screen. I don't think Nolan would mess this up he's to good to let that happen but Bane as a villain won't come close to the Joker. Fighting hand to hand with Batman disqualifies him automatically because its going to be corny.

    Also why are they making another Spiderman? Is there any reason beyond Hollywood greed.
     
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    Because the other ones sucked (leaving out the first one). The same reason they made a new Batman movie(s).

    In addition, the pic in your sig is broken.
     
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    and Batman was raped while you watched that trailer, even worst, you will see this shit being played anywhere, its looks awful.
     
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    I should name my cock the Dark Knight.

    The Dark Knight rises.
     
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    "Papman: The Derp Knight Rises"
     
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    Unless u'r a nigger, u can only call ur dong that after buttsecs, and anyways the movie would be The fall of the Dark Knight
     
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    Also, The dark night dissapointed me a lot after the hipe

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    so my hopes aren't set too high
     
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    Bane looks like a Bond Villain.

    Dark Knight only sucks because Batman got throat cancer, he obviously still has it in Rises. But Bale still plays a great Batman anyway. The Joker was the star of the second movie, but he was basically just playing games.

    Bane has a plan, because he ain't stupid.

    Inb Bruce Wayne dies, or retires being batman after doing one last job. Sounds familiar.

    The soundtrack for the trailer sounds awesome, hope they have it in the movie, or ELSE.
     
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    Bane is in this film only for the sole purpose of breaking Batmans back.
    So if you see the film and it turns out that in the end Bruce Wayne is a wheelchair bound cripple who wears diapers under his slacks remember that i called it.

    Also this is the last film, neither of them are as good as the first in this trilogy, the Dark Knight was a great blockbuster but seemed a little weird for some reason, i don't know why.
     
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    And also because Nolans batman films are supposed to be "realistic" then realistically because there is no cure for paraplegia that can restore full motor control to the legs without any kind of problems,
    then Batman will remain a 1/2 Christopher Reeve.

    Stem cells might be able to bring back some control to the legs, they will not work the same way.
     
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    So... anybody see it yet? Is it any good?
     
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    Batman dies.
    EDIT: Correction Batman dies, and Robin inherits the Bat Cave.
    Yeah you heard me, ROBIN.
     
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    It's 'aight. Better than most shit that hits theaters. To bad Bane's voice is so fucking quiet you can't hear him over all the fucking explosions.
     
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    Just saw it. Ending was a great disappointment. At first it was completely awesome but the ending just sucked.

    I agree with a certain professional writer (their name isn't important, as nobody's name is important) in that Batman had to die. If for no other reason then to show that in this world of ours some must die so that others can live. It was really, really anticlimactic. And cheap. And insulting.
     
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    I guess they wanted to tie it in with the comics.

    I know what you mean. At first I was surprised they actually killed Batman. Then he came back. Suddenly the shock disappeared and it felt like every other Hollywood movie.

    I really think it a setup for a continuation. No way they'll let this cash cow die.