The Craigslist Thraed (NSFW)

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    This following picture dump are images from potential fuck buddies/one night stands that responded to my various CL postings over the years. Some I fucked, some I didn't. Some where one night stands, others were friends with benefits/fuck buddies.

    There has been quite a few times, when fucking around with CL/Backpages/OK Cupid, where I REALLY wondered WTF was I doing with my life, that it's culminating in eating some SUSPECT, random bitches pussy, or having my cunt ravaged by some chicks over-enthusiastic but unskilled attempts at oral.

    I swear, one of these days fucking a random, anonymous chick is going to get me brutally raped and sodomized by her hidden boyfriend, then killed and dumped in San Diego Bay..

    Anyway, you're not here to hear me talk, you want to see some pics, so without further adieu:

    First few pics are one of my earlier "conquests." Note the quotation marks, definitely not one of my prouder moments, this gutter skank was NASTY. Not nasty in a lack personal hygiene way, just nasty as in I could do whatever I wanted to this scallywag. She did live in utter squalor though:

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    Now, this tasty bitch was on the opposite side of the spectrum. Grade A student from SDSU, insisted on us meeting up for dinner at PF Changs (she paid), then a movie (she paid, again) then a pretty intense and very satisfying romp through her dorm room. I got hooked on this girl, hard:

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    Those tits. Those thighs. That "come fuck me" look...

    I miss you, Seri :(
     
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    Personally thought the talking was very interesting. It's nice to know somebody has managed to get something out of craigslist.
    The first picture, is that her flat, it does look like a shithole.

    Cool pics.
     
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    Then, kind of in the middle, is Regine, an ex co-worker of mine. Imagine my surprise when I responded to her ad, and was like "Holy shit, you cunt, I didn't know you were a carpet muncher!" After much e-mails back and forth/texting and finally cajoling her into coming over, we hit it off for awhile.

    Looking back at it, I think it was more of a matter of convenience, as I kinda wasn't attracted to her, but w/e:

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    Now for the more "intimate" shots of Miss Regine:

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    Now that I think about it, it was the combination of a nice rack, and a plain jane/girl next door look that kept me fucking her.
     
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    last 3 pics of Regine. She was fun while she lasted, but as with all my military conquests, there comes a time where we have to part ways, because of new orders and shit..

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    she has a real life trollface
     
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    She seems a happy character.

    Think number 2 does win, although number 1 was nasty. Well done all round.

    Maybe I should give cl another go, although I'm not optimistic.
     
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    i love waking up to these kinds of threads.

    the second girl looks the best by far. love those perky tits.
     
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    happy being a camwhore,wow nice thought
     
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    I know, threads like this and there's debate over anime and cosplay, sinful.
     
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    fucking weebs, man. oh no, the cant enjoy the thread with tits, but theyll go spam a bunch of gooks in costumes because it was from thier favorite shit anime.
     
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    And here's "Raven" (I sincerely doubt that was your REAL name, you weird, domineering cunt!) A one night stand only, this bizarre, authoritarian bitch was into some shit that I did not approve of:

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    Peer into her soulless eyes! Quake at her 105 lbs approach, and DESPAIR!
     
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    DO NOT WANT. also, is that some kind of scar on her stomache?
     
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    Now, I'm not a prude, by any stretch of the imagination. But when you get me drunk to near-poisoning, handcuff me in the doggy-style position, then proceed to rape the ever loving shit out of my asshole with a 9 inch dildo, attach electric shocks to my tits, and strangle me for a bit, while I'm crying/screaming into my ball-gag, thrashing around in obvious pain, mascara running down my face, and you just yell the whole time "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DISGUSTING MONGREL WHORE! WHITE FUCKING POWER!"....I MIGHT have an issue with that. Needless to say, when it was all said and done and you finally uncuffed me..that wet, snapping sound of your nose breaking on my forehead, followed by the satisfying dull thud of you falling unconscious on your tiled floor, was great.

    I hope you died by choking on your blood, bitch.
     
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    Oh, shit.

    She really was a mentalist.
     
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    Anyway, I'm kinda building up a good head of steam by reliving the whole Raven thing, I'm going to go to the gym for a bit, then probably go get breakfast or whatever. I'll finish this up another time. While I'm gone, if any of you other EDiots have chicks you wanna dump ITT, feel free to.
     
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    8 results in TinEye, i.e
     
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    You are my fucking lesbo hero Stormtrooper, you really are.
     
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    The phrase is "without further ado". And that's all i have to say here.
     
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    i dont know if im old enough for this,at least im not pervert