The correlation between furries, and bronies.

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  1. Tom

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    The information in this post is entirely factual, and because of that, I will have to go into hiding so they dont find me, and try killing me for straying from the plan, and releasing this information.

    Let me start out with furries. A furry is often considered someone who is a fan of anthropomorphic animals. However, they have all contracted a genetic disorder upon viewing things that are of furry persuasion, said genetic disorder causes an acute case of agnosia, causing them to view furry porn as something that isnt strange. They begin to find furry porn attractive, and start considering themselves as a furry. The original image to have the furry 'gene' encoded onto was an image drawn by Steve Gallacci at a science fiction convention some years ago, which birthed the furry fandom. The only known way to recover would be to undergo a traumatic experience.

    The same goes with bronies. According to the lore, Lauren Faust, when she was young, would play with My Little Pony toys, which originally sparked her interest. She wanted to share her love for the toys with the world, and that resulted with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, however, she put in many subliminal messages that altered the way many teenagers, and some adults think.

    By introducing others to furry porn or My Little Pony, it will spread the genetic disorder, or transmit the subliminal messages to them. The furry fandom, and bronies were born to bring upon the end of regular humanity, or atleast fuck up civilization so bad that it could never return normal.

    Steve Gallacci and Lauren Faust have been seen working together in Lauren Fausts studio, and have been overheard talking about the plan, and how about within 20 years they could see to it that furries, and bronies are the majority of the population.

    If you dont believe me, just think for second: People are masturbating to half human half animal porn, having sex in animal costumes, fucking animals, men of all ages masturbating to talking ponies, and regularly watching a TV show meant for little girls.

    That is the correlation between furries and bronies. As a former furry I will answer any questions you guys may have about this, but I must go into hiding as soon as Lauren or Steve hear about this information leaking out.
     
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    This post should be made into a youtube vid along with your testimony as a former furry. Let us spread awareness of this awful disease, the Internet will be grateful.
     
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    I disagree. I like ponies because they're adorable. I like cute things like kittens, rabbits and small mice. I can't say the same for the rest of the fandom however. :( Also the show is pretty decent.
     
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    Does this tie into the Illuminati ,and their human depopulation agenda?
     
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    I knew Faust was a Zionist.
     
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    Furries, bronies, it's all the same shit in the end.
     
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    SHILL ......SHILL!!!!! Furlluminati Plant!!!
     
  11. Tom

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    You are already infected.
     
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    You forgot to add the part where she supported the idea of fanfics.

    Goddamn Faust.
     
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    I am sorry for your loss .*Hugs*
     
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    More and more shows are coming out which are using subliminal fetish cues to warp and distort people.
    turn them into furfags.

    If you ever read 'When the Tripods came' it perfectly explains how to conquer the United States.
    create a nonsensical program of live action animated footage with very chaotic music that uses it all as a form of hypnosis and creates a mania to the point where viewers begin to come under the Tripods control, and have an irrational appeal to them and a belief that the tripods make the world better.
     
  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Examples.

    101 dalmations the series
    lilo and stitch
    Avatar
    Nearly Naked Animals
    Camp Lazlo
    Bolt
     
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    where the fuck is that i watch it for the plot meme?
     
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