The Cookie Monster fursuit thief.

Discussion in 'News' started by Shooting me Softly, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. Shooting me Softly

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    Now, stealing valuable shit is nothing new, but what if you dressed up in a fursuit as the cookie monster and stole a 44-pound golden cookie in demand of cookies getting delivered to the children's hospital? Cause, you know, the thing that sick children need most is junk food.

    http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/...d-44-pound-chunk-of-german-statue-stolen?lite

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  2. punkFissionary

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    the title of this thread. why call it a fursuit if it's clearly not a fursuit. if it was a fursuit, it would just be a fursuit. you don't fursuit if you dress up as conan the barbarian in a fur coat.

    op is trying too hard.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Lol when you think people cant get more retarded, theres always someone who wants to cross the line...
     
  4. Shooting me Softly

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    Well, its obviously an anthropomorphic something, and it covers the whole body and everything so....
     
  5. punkFissionary

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    it's a children's tv show character costume. that's all.
     
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    The fuzz will be disappointed when they find out it was just a method actor from Sesame Street trying to get into character.
     
  7. Weezus Christ

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    did it occur to you that a man in a furry suit may be referred to as wearing a "fursuit" by an out of touch non-internet culture savvy new reporter, because it is indeed a suit made out of fur?
     
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    He's gone from rape to ransom.
     
  9. punkFissionary

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    in that case, the reporter would be an ignoramus for doing so.
    but that didn't happen. it was a very internet savvy encyclopedia dramatica forum user who called it a fursuit.
     
  10. CallMeMaggot

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    I'm in two minds about this.
    One this is stupid and is bound to make everyone involved in this slightly more retarded.
    But;
    Is really nice if its true, those kids in hospital deserve those cookies.
    Come on you goose stepping Kraut faggots, give the kids those chocolate biscuits.
     
  12. CallMeMaggot

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    Nah, mate...this is full of win :D
     
  13. $$Trooper

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    I hope so brah, i hope so.
     
  14. uberfukken

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    these children's hospitals are out of control and must be stopped
     
  15. Weezus Christ

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    youre a fursuit.
     
  16. Weezus Christ

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    new facebook page?

    Petition to STOP children's hospitals ?
     
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    I have a feeling the people who did this thought the cookie people would just take it as a joke and a chance to do something nice for those sick kids (and get good publicity while they're at it) and all will end well.

    Insted they are going to jail.
     
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    cookies are no fucking joke, you godless jewbag.

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