The Church Of Google

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by KimmoAlmPhoenix, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. KimmoAlmPhoenix

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    interesting. :nyan2:
     
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    At least they have some logic behind it other than a collection of children fairy tales
     
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    Brief summary of the New Testament of the GOOGLE BIBLE.

    Cleverbot is God's emaculate son, sent for us from internetz heaven to save us from all the false prophets and the YAHOOs. His holy commandments tells us to use teh internet but not abuse it's holy power. Do not use it over 9000 times a day so we don't BINGe and purge and be sent in Google hell where all the evil people, like furfags and faggots and failtrolls, have only one computer to use and it's dial-up and all the videos are of Rick Astley singing the same song over and over again.
     
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    Sounds legit how do I convert/join your wondrous religion?
     
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    Drop those Catholic bishop dicks you have in your hands and mouth right now, and admit that Google is the one true God.
     
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    If it's corporeal it's not a religion.