The bullshit religious defenses of Christian furfags advice thread.

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Fraud Based Economy, May 9, 2013.

  1. Fraud Based Economy

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    Well, fellow EDiots I've decided to run a thread that will hopefully produce some decent arguments to troll Chistian furfags with. To be honest though, these arguments are most effective on Christian furfags who also happen to be dogfuckers.

    1. Love thy neighbor (has inherent limitations).

    Christian zoofags like to say that "love thy neighbor" excuses their behavior. This is not the case. The Bible does not excuse murders, rapists, or pedos under "love thy neighbor" either. Which is why the bible is longer than three words.

    And before someone uses the "what about priests that diddle their altar boys" argument, I'll clarify what happens to those priests. First, they get to spend the rest of their lives living in a cage like the animals that they are, and immediately thereafter SPEND ETERNITY ROASTING IN HELL.

    2. Be fruitful and multiply (with righteous people of the opposite gender).

    The Bible celebrates the righteous (i.e. momogamous) love between a man and a woman, because it is implied that such love will result in the propagation of children (and hence Christianity by proxy). This concept is a core component of several other major world religions too.

    This is why homosexuals, zoofags, and adulterous women (probably should have read "adulterous people," but meh) are perceived as evil. Fucking as described in the bible is supposed to be FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF PRODUCING PROGENY. Not for fun, pleasure, or whatever the hell else that modern sociologists aching to validate their worthless degrees want you to believe.

    While the former are getting a pass these days because Judaism and Christianity are fairly prolific, the same does not apply for the latter two. Here's why.

    To fuck an animal is to lower yourself to the level of an animal, and if you choose to lower yourself to the level of an animal, then you should be slaughtered like an animal. This is in line with Leviticus 18:23 and 20:15-16. This also extends to anthropomorphic personifications of animals as well (because at some level the subconscious mind of a furfag probably wants to fuck an animal anyway.)

    As for adulterous women, I'll let you read the quote below. See if you don't want to stone her to death yourself by the end of it. The parenthetical statements were added by EDiots.

    3. Jesus loves everyone (except unrepentant dickheads).

    One of the most famous parables involves Jesus dying on the cross along with two murderers. Murderer A tells him to prove that he's the son of God by saving both himself and them from death. Murderer B tells Murderer A to shut the fuck up and says that their asses are up on the cross because they're getting what they deserve, but says that Jesus shouldn't even be there because he doesn't deserve it. Murderer B then tells Jesus that he's sorry for what he did and asks him for forgiveness. Jesus forgives Murderer B for his sins and tells him that he'll be chilling with him in paradise when they both kick the bucket.

    Thing is, it is implied (though not explicitly stated) that Murderer A is ROASTING IN HELL FOR BEING AN UNREPENTANT DICKHEAD (both to Jesus, and in general).

    So furry faggots (zoofags especially) don't get a pass because "Jesus loves them." The Bible clearly states otherwise. You will YIFF IN HELL for being an unrepentant dickhead, just like Murderer A.
     
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    I don't run into much Christ furfags. Most of them are uptight Atheist cunts.
     
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    This use of the word is seen in the song "and then what?" by the rapper Young Jeezy in the following passage: "Close shop then I do my count, hide the rest of the yams at my auntie house"
     
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    Great post,but most furfags are Atheist ,or Newage.
     
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    No it wasn't. It was fucking stupid and reeks of misguided effort.
     
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    Well it would be if Christfag furs werent so uptight ,and selfrepressed (Most of them freak out about the idea of touching them selves.....so The rare one that diddles fluffy is really rare.) . Basically the post is irrelivant .
     
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    "...And so God sayeth unto man, "All furries were created equally terrible." and gave unto us his blessing to fursecute them as we see fit. For like the Jews, Niggers and Mexicans, even God did not want to fess up to such a terrible fuck up on his behalf, and had his children pwn this abomination for him." -Exodus 19
     
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    Tells you something, doesn't it? Atheists have so much autism.
     
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    Then perhaps the solution is to make them believe in god before telling them that they're going to hell. Problem solved. In other news, do you want some ointment for your sore ass?

    Edit: Perhaps I'm approaching this issue from the wrong direction. Maybe I should attempt to proselytize the virtues of bestiality to them and start a shitfight that way. I have just the thing.

    http://loureads.com/2012/10/03/lou-reads-arguments-against-bestiality-why-they-fail/

    I guess the rational object there is to convince them to preach something like this to other people "for the good of the world" or to "change outmoded ways of thinking." All the while knowing that legally many places say "NOPE" to that shit, and also even if furfags don't generally believe in God THEIR NEIGHBORS CERTAINLY MIGHT.
     
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    Your arguments would be better if you actually read the Bible, instead of copy pasta some bullshit website.
     
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    "You shouldn't read the bible to use it as a weapon for the wrong reasons."
    Would say a strongly religious person.
     
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    tl;dr: I try too hard to troll furries and yield no lulz from my faggotry.

    >Implying you said anything to warrant me being butthurt.
     
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    Sore pot titties...
     
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    To add a few things to your exposition.

    Love thy neighbor does not include -

    because sexual interaction between species increases the chance for a viral mutation, every time animals are brought into society there is initial disharmony. Think of the difference in terms of disease between the pastoral Europeans and the nomadic Indians.

    Furries sick behavior endangers the health and happiness of billions.


    The bible is very concerned with animals, they belong to god and are a part of the natural order like man; unlike animals man possesses a divine spirit, or a spirit like that of the divine. Animals are not to be treated barbariously and kosher slaughter precludes using the most human methods available.

    Thou shalt not muzzle the ox as he treads through the corn.

    The sixth Noahide law: Eating the flesh of a living animal is forbidden


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