When you get sick people let you design video games; terrible, terrible video games. Take that not-white people! So a 9 year old with some kind of whacky cancer who I am fairly certain is a clone of Pat from SNL. Not sure exactly how that happens but I'm fairly certain it involves a laboratory built under a volcano at some point. Anyway he got to make a video game cause' he's sick and now people won't shut the fuck up about it because he's sick and so you have to like the game or you're evil. Kotaku Article So yeah. Being white is pretty awesome. Next time I get the sniffles I'm going to try and see if I can get a solid release date for HL:EP3. Fingers crossed.