The best part about being white is

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  1. LizTaylorsGhost

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    When you get sick people let you design video games; terrible, terrible video games. Take that not-white people!

    So a 9 year old with some kind of whacky cancer who I am fairly certain is a clone of Pat from SNL. Not sure exactly how that happens but I'm fairly certain it involves a laboratory built under a volcano at some point.

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    Anyway he got to make a video game cause' he's sick and now people won't shut the fuck up about it because he's sick and so you have to like the game or you're evil.


    So yeah. Being white is pretty awesome. Next time I get the sniffles I'm going to try and see if I can get a solid release date for HL:EP3. Fingers crossed.​
     
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    I can time travel, go to any time, and it would be fucking cool when I get there no matter what.

    I can reminisce about my ancestors owning land and people
     
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    that game looks like shit.
     
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    Everybody having inferiority complexes in relation to you. It's quite ridiculous. Even my stomach turns when I read some of the bullshit out there and I hold mutts in a very dim view. Which is funny because most of it is written by other mutts. It's made me realize that mutts should be debarked as soon as they becomes middle-class.
     
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    Yes it does. But apparently no one told the faggots rating it over at apple that.

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    Maybe they think that buying it and saying its good will cure his cancer. From a marketing standpoint that shit is brilliant but from a purely "curing cancer" standpoint not so much.
     
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    No. I can't really think up the proper response, but I disapprove of this.
     
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    Wait so Chunk from the goonies made a shitty ipad game because he pretended to have cancer?
     
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    When I was a child, Chunk made me "feel funny".

    Because I wanted to buttraep him.
     
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    I'm sure it will be better than Halo 4.
     
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    There will be no Halo 4. It's a trap.
     
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    the best part about being white isnt getting lots of money and being successful,its showing everyone online that i did
     
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    SEKUSHI'S TRUE IDENTITY
     
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    Because you never have to worry about getting shot repeatedly because fo your skin tone