The Best Feeling in the World

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Atomic_Joe, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    The best feeling in the world is knowing that people love you and depend upon you.
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    you probably don't feel that a whole lot huh?
     
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    You had to pick the laziest insult possible, didn't you?
     
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    My sig is the best feeling in the world
     
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    Have you ever tried to shit a Mango pit and ended up ripping the towel rack off the bathroom wall?
     
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    Have you ever tried to fart, then realized you had diarrhea and you had just shit your pants?
     
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    Emotionally, I agree.

    But after having a sebaceous cyst finally drained after 20 years, I'm imagining the physical aspect triumphs all feelings, emotional or otherwise.
     
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    Once more why I'm reminded why I never attempted to become a doctor.
     
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    I get worse cysts than that I've be meaning to record at least one popping
    EDIT: ok maybe not that bad
     
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    i annually get some similar cysts to that on my scrotum.

    it always ends up with a week of pain and me being unable to wear any kind of pants during that time. Then this shit just bursts open and i get a large mixture of blood, semen and pus pouring out of my sack. Usually it smells kind of buttery, but i never tried risking it and trying out the flavor.

    after it's all cleaned up, i can shove an entire q-tip into the crater left over from the cyst and pleasure my cock from the inside.
     
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    I absolutely love cyst popping videos, but this one sucked, Joe - I'm sorry. It seems like the camera operator had never used a camera before as he makes the video go in and out of focus the entire god damn time, while it equally appears that the doctor and his help are trying their best to block the money shots with their hands and bits of poorly placed gauze.

    All in all, this video is about the worst cyst video. I'm really upset... you built me up for a big deliver, and instead we got nothing but out of focus video and unintentionally censored footage.

    I'M GOING TO DELIVER THE BEST CYST POPPING VIDEO. I'M GOING TO YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...
     
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    Since the video I've been looking for appears to have been removed - and a huge number of other related videos flagged and age restricted thanks to the staunch diligence of some stalwart netizens (probably Ted Haggard Super Christians and busy bodies), here is a compilation of cyst / pimple / and spider bite money shots. For some fap material, at 1:10, a middle aged woman ( @DGTrixie, I assume) smiles and points at her glasses / face which have been liberally pressure coated with the semen of an infectious boil - and then another DGTrixie gets a face full today, on International Woman's Day, around 2:43. HOT.

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    You learn something new about EDF posters everyday.
    Just turns out that some people like disgusting things.
     
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    The BEST cyst popping video on YOUTUBE? That's the literal equivalent of getting the "BEST" weed from a greasy beaner named Carlos.

    Buddy, if you haven't been going to www.popthatzit.com , you have been missing out, my friend.

    Now I'm just looking for gross out material.

    http://www.popthatzit.com/2009/09/inguinal-abscess/

    OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
     
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    popthatzit videos are all over youtube, friend. There is a very large archive of videos there (albeit, flagged and fagtagged); the best, in my opinion being the drainage of spider bites. Those fuckers leak this sick grey-brown, bloody goop.

    I've actually had a similar pus filled wound before, and popping it, though it hurt like a bitch, was so rad! I burst the bite on my ear lobe (which was like, 3 times normal size), and a HUGE internal plug of yellow waxy infection raised up like Atlantis from the bite, followed by chunks of necrotic flesh, blood, clear fluids, and a slew of never-before-seen colours, shapes, and stinks. Jesus Christ - there's nothing finer than popping bites and squashing boils and zits.
     
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    I HAD ONE TOO! A brown recluse bit my on the calf, it got all infected, then I popped. The smell of meat rot and fun permeated the air as a cologne, aptly named Eau de Morte.
     
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    SPIDER BITE BROTHERS FOR LIFE!!!

    Fuck yeah, man! It was a recluse that got me on the ear lobe. And once, I was bitten by maybe a Widow, or perhaps another Recluse- a spider at any rate, right on my elbow. The wound turned necrotic and my flesh began to turn orange and yellow, then blue and black, then back to orange- then became like a pumpkin soup and would slough off if it was touched. The bite began slowly radiating out, getting bigger, as the skin kept turning to mush and dripping from my arm. Shockingly, it actually didn't hurt at all!

    I don't know why I never panicked; why I never got the bite checked out, all things considered... I guess I was just too interested by the severity and the disgusting intrigue of the infected poison wound to really do anything but think how cool it looked.

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    The best feeling in the world is saving a life from eternal damnation. Earthly pleasures like that mean nothing.
     
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    not me... see my pixs in yearbook threads
     
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    NEAT! I wish I had taken pictures, it was totally gruesome, BUT COOL! I wore shorts just so I could make people look at it.
     
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    Oh You too? <3
    I LOVE watching Zits get lanced, particularly 10 year olds cysts like this big motherfucker that was like a cheesy yellow toothpaste only much bigger and more thicker that just kept squirting out as a big worm that kept going and going, the smell must have been legendary.
     
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    Oh god, the smell. I want a whiff of one, just to see what it smells like.
     
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    @Atomic_Joe
    Have no idea what the smell would be like, but remember this old guy had it possibly for decades as it was a huge bump, some people have smaller ones for a few years.
    the smell would most likely be the smell of rot.
     
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    is pretending to like zit popping kind of like pretending to like my little pony?

    what if edward cullin popped a sparkly zit and a rainbow shot out that had rainbow dash on the head of it?

    would that be awesome?