The art of opening coconuts.

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Khanzer, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Khanzer

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    Not only the last guy is the better, but he also sell his coconuts more cheap.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    It's easy to open a coconut. Just find an American and break it over its head.
     
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    But when you kill all the Americans, how are you going to open your coconuts?
     
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    inb4 The Member Formerly Known As Baya makes up the idea of a breeding ground for Americans specifically bred to open coconuts with
     
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    Then I'll just use their incredibly thick skulls.
     
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    But what happens when the skulls rot?
     
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    Shut the fuck up TwoStar.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'll fossilise them using SCIENCE.

    Or, I don't know, cover them in steel or some shit.
     
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    But what happens when the steel rusts and the skulls rot?
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Meh. I'll be dead by then. And I'm pretty sure steel doesn't rust. At least not in the normal way.
     
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    But I thought you were an immortal plauge of stupid put onto our mortal plane as divine punishment.
     
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    You thought wrong. I'm Australian, not American.
     
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    So what if you think you are wrong?
     
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    Related to topic.
    Now you monolingual yanks have something to do for a month or so while I drink my ardbeg and behave like a cunt.
     
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    Then I remind myself I'm right.
     
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    Has anyone ever tried making a hole in a coconut and putting his dick inside ?
    How did it feel ?
     
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    Yes it does, you'll need to use stainless steel.
     
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    In australia, you use an asian guy's buckteeth to open coconuts