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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Khanzer, Jan 20, 2012.
Not only the last guy is the better, but he also sell his coconuts more cheap.
It's easy to open a coconut. Just find an American and break it over its head.
But when you kill all the Americans, how are you going to open your coconuts?
inb4 The Member Formerly Known As Baya makes up the idea of a breeding ground for Americans specifically bred to open coconuts with
Then I'll just use their incredibly thick skulls.
But what happens when the skulls rot?
Shut the fuck up TwoStar.
I'll fossilise them using SCIENCE.
Or, I don't know, cover them in steel or some shit.
But what happens when the steel rusts and the skulls rot?
Meh. I'll be dead by then. And I'm pretty sure steel doesn't rust. At least not in the normal way.
But I thought you were an immortal plauge of stupid put onto our mortal plane as divine punishment.
You thought wrong. I'm Australian, not American.
I never think wrong.
So what if you think you are wrong?
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Now you monolingual yanks have something to do for a month or so while I drink my ardbeg and behave like a cunt.
Then I remind myself I'm right.
Has anyone ever tried making a hole in a coconut and putting his dick inside ?
How did it feel ?
Yes it does, you'll need to use stainless steel.
In australia, you use an asian guy's buckteeth to open coconuts