The American Debt and You: an EDitorial

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Stormtrooper, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Stormtrooper

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    As we all know, we have a bit of a problem on the American horizon: Looming debt. If we are to follow the news correctly, Congress and the Executive Branch are in a standstill as to how to solve this looming problem. Also, in the news, Congress has been painted as being "less than enthusiastic" about tackling said problems head on, instead lollygagging and finger pointing. If I were the God-Empress of the United States, I'd enact the following:

    Instead of taking away from medicare and social security why not take away elected officials retirement funds unless they do twenty years like the military, make the medical the same as medicare and not better than everyone else's. They should take away all of their perks, and any thing received from lobbyists should be taxed. Fuck it, I would make lobbying a capital offense, as lobbyist do not have the desires of the American citizen in their hearts.

    They should not be exempt from any laws that they pass as they have in the past. By doing this we could get more money and pay out less. I really don't believe they deserve a retirement check unless they are on the front lines at war and are getting shot at, or doing superhuman levels of public work. Their pay raises should not be automatic and needs to be approved by the people.
     
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    We don't give a shit about money we owe other people, dumbass.
     
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    Secondly, I'd ensure that my appointees to the Supreme Court were not life-long, I'd make each term 10 years, maximum. I'd also make sure that all appointees were strict adherents to the Constitution, not "interpreting" as they see fit, but a literal, no bullshit, to the letter adherence.

    As for my branch, the "Executive" branch, I'd get rid of a lot of the opulence of my office, like the the world traveling on the American dollar, etc. I'm first and foremost a servant of the American people, and my focus needs to be here. Like a wise American president said, "Keep your eyes outward to the rest of the world, but keep your feet firmly planted here at home."
     
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    Just saying.
     
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    Just fucking with ya, bro. I actually agree with your post, but unfortunately that line of thought is going to ass-rape us one day. :(
     
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    Yes, indeed. Hello Stormy
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    Lol americans are gonna fail and bring the whole world down with them.
    Because someone has to pay that debt.
    Then again failing is what 'murrica does best.
     
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    Deja Vu to the extreme in this thread. Anyway, default is the answer. Yes, inflation will hit America like a motherfucker. (But it will only effect those poor/stupid enough not to have their money invested in assets/commodities.) Yes, nobody's going to loan anything to the United States. (Which is actually a good thing.) But at least it's realistic. Even if America reduces spending to zero, it will still take a decade (at least) to pay off all the loans. Better yet, the United States should disband and save the world a whole lot of trouble.

    ITT: Homos powertripping without a lick of sense to how reality actually works.
     
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    To be fair, nobody knows that that's you unless you tell them. You can't see your face in that picture.
     
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    i would like to know how we managed to get that picture of stormtrooper
    hell no.
     
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    TruthIllusion talked her into it.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    why would you?
    if i had an ass like that, i'd play it up...
     
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    I hope you don't think I bear you any ill will or shit like that from posting it.
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  20. Dynamic Entry

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    thats stormtrooper?

    :awesome::awesome:YES:awesome::awesome:
     
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    shut up bitch
     
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    nice one copycat
     
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    i like how this thread is now about stormtrooper's ass.
     
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    use what works, i always say.

    i thank you for being the original one to use it.

    now being a butthurt nigger.
     
  26. rst8

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    IM NOT A NIGGER
     
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    :trollface: fine. stop being butthurt.