The ads you get on EDF

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  1. Thatdamnnigger

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    I was fucking bored and wondered what ads you get on EDF you faggots.

    Here's what I get

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    "Big dick secrets"
    "a secret that really works"

    also

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    "ugly bitches wanting to fuck"
    "Why the FUCK would you pay to fuck? REGISTER AND FUCK, that's all"
     
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  3. Thatdamnnigger

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    I get bored without ads about the size of my dick

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    "ARE YOU MASTURBATING?
    this is not a dating website ....

    For men who want to fuck unexpectedly"
     
  4. Nicole

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    Thatdamnnigger, you're probably the only one here who doesn't use AdBlock Plus. :(
     
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    Translation
    How long is your dick
    Chose
    Find out how you check it
     
  6. Thatdamnnigger

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    ahaha
     
  7. Edgeworth

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    advertising companies haven't realized you're all kissless virgin faggots yet.
     
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    Mine are all about fucking horny house wives.
     
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    Uhm...this is clearly wrong. They all look like this.

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    I wonder if it gives me these ads because it knows i'm a dude... I mean, do the girls see the same ads? Or are they getting like... Big fat penises and pictures of kitchens.
     
  11. thatguyoverthere

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    This is the ads i would get if i actually used firefox. I'm hoping we all get the same.
    Home page. Home page 2. Home page 3.
    Also 4 admins online?!!, i've never seen that. Most likely cause i am new
    SHIT NIGGUH.
     
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  12. Harpoons

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    There are ads on EDF?
     
  13. oddguy

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    No, it really never happens.
    This is like a stellar alignment.

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  14. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I didn't know the site had ads. Adblock plus you dog.
     
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    I get a lot of ads for Fuckbook

    snap3. snap1.

    And the occasional attack page

    snap2.

    I'm disabling adblock in favor of the pornographic banners
     
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    E must be slummin'! :)
     
  18. Flushinstein

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    THIS!!! Lol
     
  19. Thatdamnnigger

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    Lol I get a lot of fuckbook too
    once I got and add with a fake chat telling me

    "LYONS ASSHOLE CITY WHY YOU LEAVING CHAT YOU SUBHUMAN"

    I never got the point of that one lol
     
  20. Aatolviina

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    I get this one frequently.

    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1375756965.972169.

    Forgot translation. Here you go.
    Fuck 2 sluts daily.

    We need more men who can fuck our female members.

    Fuck a local slut TONIGHT!!

    Men join free!
    (No credit card needed.)

    Let us fuck!


    Skickat från min iPhone.
     
  21. Linkermann

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    ad1
    ad1.

    ad2
    ad2.
    "We reveal 3 secrets about penis enlargement."
    "Click here and check it out!"

    This one's the most common one.

    There's a 3rd one with a woman in it and with a question. "Would you fuck? yes no", but I can't seem to get it by refreshing constantly. Penis enlargement loads always.
     
  22. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    why are most of these for yuros? Where is my ad representation?
     
  23. Aatolviina

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    Seeing as we're yuropean, we get these. Murikan versions are pretty much the same. Just different translation.


    Skickat från min iPhone.
     
  24. Thatdamnnigger

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    Apparently, there are "enlarge your penis" ads everywhere in the world.
     
  25. Murdoc esp

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    Yeah , almost all those ads I got on my screen..
    ...clearly just lies,i blame them for me watching porn though.
     
  26. Linkermann

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    ad3
    ad3.
    "Would you fuck? Yes No"
     
  27. Aatolviina

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    That woman's body and face looks funny.

    Speaking of which, what language is that? The only word I recognize is "igen", but that's Swedish.


    Skickat från min iPhone.
     
  28. Linkermann

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    Hungarian. Igen=Yes
     
  29. Aatolviina

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    Ahah, thought so.
    Igen=again in my glorious tongue.


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  30. Linkermann

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    Good. How do you say whore in Swedish?