That disturbing sound...

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  1. Flu

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    I've heard the horrific, child-like scream of the mountain lion on my hunt, but no sound so disturbing as the 1 am kleenex whoosh: my little brother grabbing fistfuls of tissue late at night, and the resounding thud of his bedroom door closing tightly.

    thank god i cannot hear what comes next...
     
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    You think that is disturbing?
    I've heard the neighbours FUCKING i can hear it out on the street coming from a house with broken windows and half the light bulbs broken.
    You can hear the rusty creak of the springs....
    drifting from the dark bedroom window on the second floor.
     
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    i moved to the ghetto and everybody there was completely fucked up insane.

    the neighbors i shared a bedroom wall with were the worst.

    i would hear a lady raging and a child crying hysterically and then a loud crash like furniture falling over and then total silence for the rest of the night.

    needless to say i went insane. if you arent insane when you move to the ghetto you will be soon enough.
     
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    Any other weird shit go on in the ghetto?
     
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    @Weezus Christ

    Sounds like a Sow killed her precious niglet.
     
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    if i got started on stories id never fucking stop.

    one time we lived in a duplex and the neighbors had an exorcism. i was high as fuck on everything under the sun and became convinced the demon came into me.

    thats a long story. and a good one.

    at the same time that happened we also lived next door to the leaders of the mexican mafia.

    strange days. i could seriously write a lord of the rings sized series of novels about the weird shit ive witnessed and participated in.
     
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    Man, neighbours fucking aint no thing. In my last apartment - a VERY GHETTO apartment, I might add - the rough sounds of people fucking was about, all the time. The only people to annoy me and cause me to shudder at their fucking was some gross "hippie" chick and her boy toy one unit below. They'd fuck right beside an open window at all hours of the day - and she was a moaner! I think they were getting off on the notion that people [had no choice but] to hear them fuck. The worst of their fuck noises happened sometime around 5 pm, when little kids were playing right outside their window. I swear to God, they only began gross fucking when they realized that somebody - even if they were just kids - were outside and capable of "experiencing" the unkempt majesty of a fat try-hard getting ripped in the cooter.

    The people who lived above me were an ok looking two hipsters, and sometimes when they were fucking [loudly] right above me, and nobody else was home... i'd take advantage of them and join in the fun, if by spirit (and penis in hand) only!

    Man, I'd hear the same thing in my ghetto pad. Though, sometimes my gf and me would be the ones making crazy fight sounds, smashing of things, body slams... and then all quite.
    But there was always this one guy, out of sight from an unknown direction, who'd make the most nasty phlegm sounds. It sounded like he was sucking wretched old mothballs from a hooker's blue waffle - because he HAD to, and didn't enjoy any of it. And worse yet, that's what I'd picture each time he made his sick death sounds.
     
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    @ExplosiveDiareah I just noticed that your new photo is remarkably handsome. And I also noticed that it's animated, which is like, 100x better than my current avi, so I'm going to steal it and make it my bitch. Good work, guy!

    edit: the more i stare blankly at it, the more i begin cracking up, laughing out loud (as in, actually laughing, rather than just saying LOL.)
     
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    I will miss your old avatar, but i am glad i was able to take your avatar and simply make it better.
    Happy to know it fills you with as much laughter and joy as it has me ever since i joined <3

    Version 3.0 will feature other things, such as a longer delay of stillness, and more expressive movement.
     
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    That's sweet, man. You did a real good job on my current avatar. It's mesmerizing.
     
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    I have to say that character is like your alter ego, the cool ass drug man.
    and since that PSA was made 20 years ago and was one off, any copyright on that guy (if any ever existed) would have long expired.

    I will make it my intention to create more graphic content with this character for EDF.
    shit man, he even looks like you but with a caricatured long face.
     
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    [​IMG]
    Adding more shading and shit when i got time.
    This is the rough cut.
     
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    another masterpiece!
    however, for sake of accuracy, my dick is 8" long and GOLDEN. You best shade my dick in with gold, son. I have a golden dick. We've all seen it...

    [​IMG]
     
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    lol carrot top

    I vill paint your vinky gold becaush that ish my thing.
    But the size will be the same just to emphasize how drugs can fuck with your erections.
    Just look at what the smack did to Magnum when he shot up in his own cock!!!!
     
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    Fair enough. I was actually going to include something about smack turning your cock to into the likeness of a small, abused toy-breed dog.

    Go forth, AND BE AWESOME!
     
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    I'm also planning to go on Microphone pretty soon and force some hapless assholes to endure the torture of me reading poetry in my nasally pedophile voice.
     
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    provide a link come time. I LOVE TO HEAR THE EXPRESSION OF PEOPLES SOULS
     
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    Alright, will do in a PM for now however, i am off to the store to stock up on coffee, and chocolate and all manner of bad soulfood because i don't give a fuck about what health people tell you to do.
    Cut sugar out of your diet? piss off smart arse! i will eat all the sugar i want, and eat all the vegetables and fruit that i want.

    I also smoke cigarettes, and my lungs still feel just fine, and eating right prevents cancer in your body.

    Eat sugar.
    throw out those horrible flourescent faggot light bulbs, and use those 100 watt edison energy guzzling nightmares.

    Fuck the environment because Global warming is a fucking scam.

    Would you like any more life tips Mr. Flu?
     
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    No thank you. I've learned so much already. Anymore and I might become conceited, thinking I'm smarter than everyone.
     
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    So.... why does @Flu have a gold dick? how did that happen?
     
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    Pro-class fucking; reward from the carnal God; bought for me by young wives under my spunky spell, melted down their wedding rings and never went back.
     
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    So in other words pretty much....
     
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    Weezus, can you show us on the doll where the demon touched you?
     
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    it was in my blood.
     
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    betterflu. @flu
    There you go, Golden cock, and a better skin hue.
     
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    Oddly you could probably sell this in NYC.
     
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    NYC sell this?
     
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    The art places around here are............................................vary gay Liberal.
     
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    hmmmm....
    So do you live in NYC?

    If so, i want you to lodge this as an actual piece,
    i can redo it to make it seem more like typical 90's urban shit art, and make it look like it was done by a homosexual.