Noticed several Texan ediots in here. Let's count them! @FlamingTofuSquare @Sugar Bombs @Lyle @GSTalbert1 ....and that's all I can remember for now. Go!
You should all get together. Let me know where and when so I can organise a suicide bomber and kill all you fucking cunts
Sidebar for the thread texas shit, first driving lesson was on a John Deer Tractor: I'm pretty sure this is the exact model but I'll double check to be sure. God I love the country, especially when it's deep in the heart of Texas.
Lived in killeen for a year, now El Paso for about a year... FUCK TEXAS! Fuck the stars at night, they ain't that big and bright. I hope the succeed from the nation. I hope the CIA helps the cartels take the fuck over. I hope every man is shipped to labor camps and every woman is forced into sexual slavery to be traded for guns across the Oklahoma border. I hope the university of texas is turned into a meth lab I hope all the players Cowboy and Texans roster are publicly executed live on telemundo.
Nope, HI, OK & NY education. Work forces me to be in TX but to be fair the job has made me live in NC, KY & GA and they can burn in hell too.
As a Canadian, I find the tex-cali blending of ultra America to be utterly repugnant and I hope I never meet you, or another tex-cali plastic man, ever. those are like the two worst states in the eyes of a Canadian: because everybody in both states seem like fucking assholes because phonies represent both those states so well. as a rule, we only like people from oregon (we've got some sort of mutual border bro code with them) and a few of the northern border states. "tex-cali boi!"
It's not so bad once you get to San Francisco. There was this weird naked man who my brother said always jogged across the street from his apartment at exactly 7AM. The last I was up there, which was two years ago, I saw that man run jog across the street at exactly 7AM. What was even weirder is that the guy didn't look crazy at all, but looked like a yuppie, all clean-shaven with a perfect coif, posture, and build, - a man who aspires to the mastery of the universe - but sans any of the professional cloth trappings or adidas sweats. That city's bizarre in an entertaining way.
I don't know if I'd even want to go to San Francisco - not because of the homos and gaylords, but because of the faggots. I used to hangout on Davie in Vancouver; it's like 10-blocks of rainbow flags and fetish bars, and I thought it was great. But then I saw this fucking faggot on one of those sit down bikes, with a laptop on his lap, a starbucks cup visible in the cup holder of the bike (his bike had a cup holder...) and a HUGE, trailing rainbow flag. I picture San Fran to be exactly this, times about a billion. I can handle some yuppie shit, but once you throw gays into the mix - gays, the great enablers - all those yuppies around them somehow mutate into "free spirit" yuppies, like the jogging man. And man, I'd rage. And I really don't want to go to jail in fucking San Francisco.
San Diego is pretty nice, if you can't handle San Francisco. It's just beaches and Mexicans down here. Just stay far away from El Cajon.
See, I'm a white guy. I'm a REALLY white guy. I live in a shit cowboy town, our biggest draw is the service and mill industry. What part of telling me "it's all Mexicans" do you think I will find appealing? I'm starting to think I'll avoid all cities with "San" in their name. You've represented your respective state well. But I'm going to stick around here in BC, Canada, and only associate with other worried, small town whites, and folks from Oregon state -- America's Canada.
Oh, you want small, white towns. You can always go to Hemet or Norco, or any other small town found more inland. They have horses and crazy people camping and living in places like that - especially if it's a mountain town. Messiejessie is a model representative from Oregon.
If I did, I don't recall. I tended to stay away from the arcade because if I went anywhere near it, my best friend would insist on playing DDR. And nobody wants that.
Or for an afternoon's fun, you can head up to Newport Beach and play "spot the real tits". Not an easy game.
( I started writing this in another thread and decided it was too off topic, so I'm posting it here instead.) It's been my observation that Texas is not a true Southern State if the speaker is balls-deep in love with the South and all it's good clean country folk ways. However, once Texans do something tremendously stupid in the eyes of our Yankee bretheren and the rest of the world, or the speaker is not a big fan of the cousin-fucking, mouth-breather redneck traditions that are so beloved here, then Texas is a full-fledged part of the South. To some, it is more of a Southwestern state, which is weird because we have jack shit in common culture-wise with NM, AZ, CO, etc. other than maybe some climate and the fact that a lot of "old west" historical events have taken place there. This makes some sense, especially if you are from the western half of the state. The eastern half of the state starts to resemble more of the Deep South in both climate in culture. Considering the sheer size of the state, I generally find that classifying Texas as the South and/or the Southwest doesn't rustle my jimmies either way. However what rustles my jimmies is this: Occasionally, Texas will be lumped in with being a part of the Midwest because of its northeastern and panhandle regions being part of Tornado Alley. Those people are idiots and need to be hog-tied and beaten. Say "midwest" to a Texan and we think "Roseanne", "Fargo", and "The Drew Carey Show".
