Testicle-eating fish that killed two men caught by British angler

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  1. TommyMo

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    A British angler travelled to Papua New Guinea to snare a fish known to feast on the testicles of men.

    Jeremy Wade with the Pacu fish, which has killed two men by biting off their testicles (Picture: SWNS)
    After hearing two local men had died after being castrated by a fish while swimming in a river, causing them to bleed to death, Jeremy Wade went in search of the mysterious beast.
    Following weeks of searching, he discovered the perpetrator was the Pacu fish, which is renowned for its powerful jaws.
    After hooking the 40lb predator with a fishing line and dragging it onto his small fishing boat, Mr Wade was shocked by what he found.
    'When I reeled it in, it had this mouth which was surprisingly human-like, it is almost like they have teeth specially made for crushing.
    'They are like human molars and the fish have powerful jaw muscles. They are very deep bodied and solid like a carp, with strong muscles.'
    Pacu fish are usually found in the Amazon, where they use their teeth to crack the tough shells of nuts and seeds.

    Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/886011-testicle-eating-fish-that-killed-two-men-caught-by-british-angler#ixzz1i1zc5RWW

     
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    Same way one would catch a Fumodash.
    catch a fumo.
     
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    Funniest story I have heard in a while. RIP to those two guys who lost their balls, that has to be a terrifying way to die, but man I lol'd.
     
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    As funny as this is, I know I saw this episode of River Monsters months ago on Netflix. Why are they just now reporting it? Still lulzy as hell.
     
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    My balls quivered up when I saw the article title.
     
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    I clutched my balls after reading.
     
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    I clutched your balls after reading it, too.
     
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    What in the hell were these guys doing in the water that prompted the fish to bite their balls?
     
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    If I remember the episode, they were nigger africans fishing for food. Since they're niggers, they have no clothes.

    ...Okay, checking the sauce, apparently it was in Papua New Guinea. So they were Papua New Guinea niggers, then. Still no clothes.
     
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    If I could I would purchase these fish and use them as an instrument of torture. Just imagine somebody forced to watch a ferocious beast snapping their jaw wildly as they approach ever closer to their nads. It's enough to bring a smile to my withered face.
     
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    That's what is known as "enhanced interrogation".
     
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    More like enhanced mutilation.
     
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    Just being alive?
     
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    That's not how you catch a 'Fumodash'.

    Err... I mean that's not how you catch a Fumo. Or me. Or... whatever.

    Flattered you took the time to make that image, displeased with the results.

    Now kill yourself @Solution .
     
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    Something tells me there is more the story of how those dudes got their ball sacks munched. Something like, "hey they got human looking teeth, wonder how those would feel on the old scrot?"