Terrorist iPhone seeks to blow up on plane, fails slightly, causing small light show.

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  1. Edgeworth

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    http://www.bgr.com/2011/11/28/apple-iphone-spontaneously-combusts-aboard-flight-in-australia/
     
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    That is the Jihad app.
     
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    Imagine if this would have happend when the plane was in flight.
     
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    I bet it has a dell battery. Anyone remember that shit? TSA was talking about banning all laptops.
     
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    This is the quality I expect from an Apple product. More flare then function.
     
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    Thats why i have android.
     
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    Why people are freaking out over such tiny amounts of low-grade explosives I'll never know.
     
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    I'm pretty sure a laptop battery actually has the potential to release as much energy as a small bomb.
     
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    http://xkcd.com/651/
     
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    eh, i remember reading about an Ipod shuffle 1st gen i believe it was, that caught fire in a guys pants at an airport many years ago.

    also anybody remember the underpants bomber? they showed his underwear, but it looked more like he got a bad case of the trots on the plane, he left skidmarks in his underwear.

    what could have happened was he SHARTED and tried to cover the smell by lighting a match and extinguishing it but didn't put it out properly which set fire to his rectal gas causing a small explosion (i know because when you light your farts it's a small explosion) and it appeared to be a bomb, of course they never showed the bomb, so i think he probably just sharted himself.