Terrible Fan Fiction

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    One of my hobbies is to try and find the best of the worst of fan fiction.
    A House fan fiction.
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8227267/1/The_Soul_of_the_Boy_Sitting_Next_to_Me

    In this fan fiction House kills himself because of demons(did not care to read the rest to see what the actual plot was.).
    My favorite quotes are as follows.

    In House's sucide note.
    "P.S. Please bury me in my Howlin' Wolf t-shirt."

    And when House discovers Wilson's body(that was killed by the demons.).
    "The dusting of hairs between Wilson's nipples look wilted. His happy trail looks sad."

    That is just pure gold, right there.

    So, I encourage everyone to share any bad fan fiction that just wowed you.
     
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    That is amazing. Also, yeah, I agree. I don't see the appeal of intentionally bad fan fiction, anymore. Especially when there is plenty of unintentionally bad fan fiction on the web already(though, you have to look for the gems, and not just the bland bad stuff.)
     
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    Lol, wow.
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    My favorite of all time is http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5960053/1/Cut

    ^best opening ever and totally not emo

    I have tons of others though, going to keep dumping
     
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    This girl:

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/intoxicated-yaoi.1395/

    Made this thread:

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/i-want-my-own-encyclopedia-dramatica-article.4596/

    And has this DA account:

    http://magixmoonwalker.deviantart.com/

    Where she writes a horrible fanfic about gay Yu-Gi-Ho! monsters.
    She was eventualy chased off of EDF by some trolls who were not me because I am not a troll.
    I am lazy, so I will just copy/past what I said about her fanfic in that thread:

    =====================================================================================================

    It's about a vampire lord named "Vampire Lord", a dark magician aptly named "Dark Magician",And their homosexual relationship.
    It's a harrowing tale,filled with drama,suspense,romance,and most of all... vague descriptions of gay sex that never mention any real graphic acts or specific body parts,in the kind of writing typical to a 14 year old girl who has never experienced or even watched a real sexual act in her life (and judging by her face,never will.) and can't write an explicit description of a mans penis without moistening her own "Naruto" panties.

    So,without further adieu... "Blood Magic" .

    Chapter 1.

    So it begins...

    ... @$$...
    i feel like im reading "My immortal"....

    [​IMG]

    Nigga got a sparkly dick !
    Also,note the light S&M undertone... told you so.

    hott...

    Chapter 2.

    Shit grammar and yaoi... Khanzer! did you write this?!

    Chapter 5.

    Hay girls ! are you fapping yet?! i know i am !!!!! :awesome:

    Chapter 7

    Vampire Lord sweat dropped... in this story,the stereotypical Anime "sweat drop" is a fucking verb.
    There are also numerous mentions of "blushing darkly"... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BLUSH DARKLY ?!

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    What the fuck...
     
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    Yeah, sending her a bunch of one sided cyber sex PM's and death threats got me banned from DA.
     
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    You're fighting the good fight
     
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    You know what the punchline was?
    At one point DestinyMew came to her aid to give her advice.
    It was cute.
     
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    This fanfic isn't as intresting as others, but I was amazed at how truly unoriginal the author was.
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7911713/1/The_Thuum

    It's a Danny Phantom/Skyrim crossover, and basically, the person just copypasted the script from skyrim. All the person did was replace the word "stromcloak" with "whitecloak"(CAUSE GHOSTS), and replaced one of the skyrim's character's names with a danny phantom character name(now it's different).
     
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