One of my hobbies is to try and find the best of the worst of fan fiction. A House fan fiction. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8227267/1/The_Soul_of_the_Boy_Sitting_Next_to_Me In this fan fiction House kills himself because of demons(did not care to read the rest to see what the actual plot was.). My favorite quotes are as follows. In House's sucide note. "P.S. Please bury me in my Howlin' Wolf t-shirt." And when House discovers Wilson's body(that was killed by the demons.). "The dusting of hairs between Wilson's nipples look wilted. His happy trail looks sad." That is just pure gold, right there. So, I encourage everyone to share any bad fan fiction that just wowed you.