Tell your stories of autistic faggots

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Jazeps, Feb 19, 2012.

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    This one really cool guy made this video just now

     
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    There's a website that collects stories about autistics on the Internet who set themselves into the position of getting bullied.
     
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    I knew a kid in high school who thought he was a vampire.
    and he'd run around doing all sorts of faggy vampire shit.

    I wonder if he grew out of that shit yet.
     
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    Probably not .
     
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    Sure was. I posted it that way since telling Mariana's story would be too long of a story.
     
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    I almost got raped by an autistic girl when I was ~10.

    My family had been long time friends with another family (my mom was room mates in college with one of them) who had two children, one normal boy about 9 or so and an autistic girl. This family had no control whatsoever over their autistic progeny, so anytime she started acting up (long diatribes of incredibly imaginative cursing, taking all her clothes off and running around the house, etc...) they would lock her in her room, which I am sure helped her condition.
    So we are spending the night, my 3 brothers and I sleeping in the upstairs attic/rumpus room. In the middle of the night, I wake up to a door opening. I hear a female voice whisper my name, and then the daughter slips into bed with me. Even in the darkness I can tell she has no clothes on. She starts grabbing on my junk. Before I can decide if I am into it or not, one of my younger brothers wakes up. "Wha..." he says, noticing I have someone in the sleeping bag with me. ''MOOOOOOOOM!" is the next word out of his mouth. My parents and her parent come rushing up the stairs drag her away in a torrent of swearing (from both her and them), reassure me that I have done nothing wrong, and tell us to go back to sleep. So I do.
     
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    i remember an old video on youtube where this autistic chink reviewed monster hunter tri

    he was like "ungh...guh...dehh..ng...gah.....GAME" and gave a thumbs up to the camera
     
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    One time on, on this forum on the internet, there was this faggot named Jazeps...
     
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    I also know a autistic faggot called Jazeps
     
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    I dated a total ass burger who dropped my dox in like 15 threads . LOL
     
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    I think you guys are onto something.
     
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    Nice try, that's a fucking stock photo from 123RF. I'm beginning to think you are a liar.....

    Why don't you use your IRL hand, or is the meth fucking up your fingers.
     
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    >At school years ago
    >Weirdo in study hall
    >People compare him to the Subway guy
    >Constantly ask him his opinion of the BLT
    >Watch him get pissed in his whiny, monotone voice

    >Tells us joke books are funny (lolno)
    >Still loved Transformers, dinosaurs and Universal Orlando... in 11th grade
    >Also once pissed him off by insulting McDonalds years before


    Man, I'm an evil bastard.
     
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    hmmm, a mongo/aspie showed me the way to this forum.
     
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    Junior year of high school an autism I used to know got expelled for whacking it on the retard bus.
     
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    I have that video downloaded. Will upload it sometime.

    He was like "hnng nngg monst, er, hunt, thurr, three, eeee, nnngh gaaa, gaaaame" till the end. I dunno, but I heard playing video games can help people like him get better motorskills.
     
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    Hey guys I got a 3ds last year, yeah it was a fucking horrible idea but the Vita wasn't out yet, and I've been planning on selling it too. So I was on the bus to home today when this fat autistic nerd dressing girly talking wierdo went on the bus. Later on I noticed my music play had done something streetpass related for the first time ever, and it fucking sucks to my surprise. Moments later I see that faggot playing pokemon, super original black nigger edition, on his 3DS

    kill me
     
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    You are so mean.
     
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    I dont even know what to say to this?
     
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