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Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by oddguy, Aug 5, 2012.

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    Since, unlike me, all the rest of you here are a bunch of trolls. Let's have a big circlejerk where you tell each other what amazing trolls you are and watch your E-penis grow.

    Go.
     
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    I trolled a man in Reno just to watch him mad.
     
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    There was this one guy in my computer class and he used to be a huge faggot and just play zombie games all the time so I would sneak between the rows and unplug his mouse and keyboard as he would get on a high enough level.

    I nearly got my ass kicked a few times (You probably wondering how a sexy beast like me could possibly be whooped by a mere mortal, he was a pretty damn big football player) but it was totally worth it.

    Also, my penis is reaching a phenomenal size of .0000002
     
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    I trolled a married woman....
     
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    Done alot of trolling on fetlife. One time a guy was genuinely upset and threatened to report me to the fbi when I told a girl I was beating off to her pics. You should all check that place out if you want a few laughs.
     
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    I trolled EDF so hard they made me mod.
     
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    youtube

    comments on my channel

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    and this "womyn" thing

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    Back in IT class, the teacher had to go somewhere and leave the class unattended for awhile. In that time I print screened his desktop and dragged all the icons into the recycle bin and set the new print screened image as a background. The dumb fuck actually needed to call people in to help him find out what the issue was.
     
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    Ghost People, that is fucking genius. XDDD I've gotta try that on someone.
     
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    try it on yourself and then turn off your computer and forget about it youll be like "wtf ho did this to my CP? what the fuck bastard guy?"
     
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    I've done that print screen thing a lot.
     
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    This has to be the best use of rewriting song lyrics i have ever seen.
     
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    I think the best one (series is more like it) I did was during my first year of college when I was in the dorms. The school campus had shitty tech support and pretty much everyone is on their knees to please the tech center so they could use their computers with the school's network, mostly because they were too stupid to auto-configure the program. Normally the 3 tech guys locked themselves in the tech center room and just do remote access to do the settings. Fortunately, I actually read the damn pamphlets and shit that came in the introduction bag that we would get as Freshmen, it explained how to do that. After getting the network configuring program installed, I dicked around with it and found that you could activate as an admin (reserved for IT), and thus have remote access to every computer on campus.

    For a IT, they were pretty stupid to not CHANGE THE FUCKING PASSWORD so that it wasn't
    Username: admin
    Password: admin

    So pretty much, I would look through people's computers while they were asleep, cause drama by spreading pictures (one of the noteable ones was setting this racist redneck, who lived on the same floor as me, girlfriend's background to a picture of her sucking a black guy's cock from the week before I switched it), putting up porn or gore on lecture slides, etc.

    I wasn't the first to do this though, the IT guys tend to steal pictures from hot chick's computers, mostly because they take nudes of themselves, and post them to 4chan and the likes.

    Anyway, that was my most notable trolling/dickery.
     
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    Also fun to switch the mouse to left handed on regular PCs. Most people don't know what the fuck is going on and have to call a condescending 12 year old to fix it for them.

    As to my own trolling story: there once was this Jew who wouldn't give with the nudz, even though he liked to say he would to garner attention. So I dressed up my goyim dick as a hasidic Jew and posted it all over the place for awhile. He told me to stop, I told him when I feel like it.
     
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    i scammed someone on tf2
     
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    It's pretty easy to troll the fighting game community because those tards fall for anything. Just spew out random, wrong info about tiers, and you'll have spergs berate you how you're a loser who'll never go anywhere out their little shit hole community in some shit hole parts of California (which is funny because the fighting game scene will go nowhere...again).

    It also helps to make fun of their favorite players like Justin Wong and Diago.

    I had some woman spaz on me over a joke because she was stupid enough to have a conversation with a creepy guy on a public site. Meetme is full of these people.
     
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    One time was pretty good, I was dicking around with Windows batch files and I *stumbled* across a nice little code,
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    echo 0
    start virus.bat
    (or something like that)
    I saved it as MineCraft.bat and of course nobody knew jack shit about computers so it was pretty easy to trick people, when anybody asked I just said it gave diamonds and shit INSTANTLY. Surprisingly the only guy who caught me out was one of the autistic/absolutely stupid (like worst set in maths and stuff) guys who looked at the filename and told me "Hey! That's not MIENCRAFT! You silly guy!"
    I Lol'd.
     
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    (not super-exciting, but all the computer trick posts reminded me of it) My seasonal job has an office one town over, and it was my job to go open the place a month late because the woman who usually runs the place moved away at the last minute. I'm turning on all the computers, testing out printers and making a list of stuff to tell the tech crew to come fix. I noticed that one of the computers was networked to the printer back in our main office. I opened up a word document, typed "THIS PRINTER IS HAUNTED" and sent it to the printer just to see if it would work. I knew my boss was there and assumed she would know it was me. Turns out she had switched shifts early with another coworker, and this poor woman spent all day trying to figure out what was wrong with our system -- or if our office was genuinely haunted.
     
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    I posted on a thread on EDF. Can't remember, but I'll let you know whenever I'm straight again. :rolleyes:
     
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    Apparently if you say no one gives a fuck about a fat ass who is recording himself playing a shitty flash game of mega man on a fighting game site, you can get banned from Eventhubs, one of the shittier fighting game community sites out there.

    Kinda sad because I wanted to use a cat macro to rip on them for using really stupid words like Kappa on that site (who the fuck says kappa!?). Oh well, fucking with them for months was good enough (seriously, you can make a Capcom fanboy feel butthurt if you piss on Capcom).
     
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    Hmmm... let's see.

    During my military service, I was assigned to this infantry unit, that was commanded by a strict and very religious captain.


    During roll calls, he would ask us to face the east (!), pick one soldier out, and have him recite the Lord's prayer.

    I found it very disturbing.

    This one time, he happened to choose me.
    I cleared my throat. Took a deep breath.
    And started to sing with operatic pomp.

    I found my performance praiseworthy, though it was overshadowed by a riot of laughter.

    Good ol' captain didn't find it funny though.
    Put me through shit until I was relocated some months later.





    Sometimes, I face the east, and still feel the urge to sing a prayer.
    But no-one will appreciate it.
    Fucking critics!
     
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    Some months ago I proposed in a PM we were having between a handful of us about trolling somebody a nice variant:

    Create a folder in the desktop, name it "Child Porn + zoo", take a screencap, delete the folder, proceed to use the screencap as desktop background.
    Here u have, embarrasing and undeletable proof of ur perversion.

    ???

    PROFIT

    Another one I remember was when I trolled the l33t haxors at 4chan, playing the noob who fell for the old delete System 32 trick.

    I even saved it, for science (red bar marked posts are the relevant ones, my posts are those with double red bar at the side)

    trollolol.

    Some detail of the screens:

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    onlyred.

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    P1180016.JPG

    6.

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    A few years back, me and some of my buddies decided to troll on some xat chats just for the fuck of it. So we found this chat full of furries and shit, so we decided to act all nice and shit. Nice to the point where those dumbasses put us as admin, so then we started saying all this shit to the furfags in the chat, and as you know, they raged pretty hard. They raged to the point to where many left the chat, hell there was some chick that threatened to kill herself, and well.. We didn't give a fuck- we probably think that she's dead right now.

    We then demoted every mod and just banned them all and kept kicking them off, and when the dumbass owner of the chat finally was online, he was like "wtf happened to this chat, jesus christ" and we were like "shit, we don't know, some guy came here and started doing crazy shit". The dumbass believed us and told us that his voice hurts just from screaming to the computer screen and he can't stop crying.

    Eventually, we just told him that we did it, just for the lulz. He raged like a nigger that couldn't get KFC around his/her town and started cussing us out in CAPS with comments like: "FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE YOU HEAR ME?!?! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME!" And we kept trolling the guy, and since he didn't know how to ban, we just made him break down and he left the chat and never came back, presumed dead perhaps.

    Then, apparently one of the furfags apparently were linking each other a backup chat, and so we went into that one and we started trolling them again, they got pissed to where it was hilarious; there were fucking 8 year olds that were crying. We then told them that we know all their info of their life, where they live, what their name is, what is their phone number, etc. And of course, they got scared and were like "omg dont hak me plzz i show u tits" and that shit. But then this one smartfuck mod went online after being AFK and banned us saying that they're saying a bunch of shit, which the dumbfuck furfags were like "omg thank god screw u guys!! bye!!" And so was the end of it.

    But there was the time when we trolled a Club Penguin chat..

    TL;DR We trolled a bunch of furfags, made them rage, made the admin leave forever (as far as we know), and trolled a backup chat.

    TL;DR we trolled a bunch of furfags, the results were hilarious from what we expected
     
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    This isn't really a troll, but...

    An ex-friend left herself logged into facebook when I was over at her place.

    10 mins later, her friends had received the scummy (after several beers) treatment.

    I logged out and walked away.

    Over the next few days, I watched the fallout with much amusement. One married friend of hers got reeeeeallly shitty and IRL unfriended her due to her describing how the husband liked his BJ's (thanks to the big fat faggot telling me and some other guys a few weeks before - fucking homo).

    Other people got various degrees of the shits, and finally they figured it out, traced it back to when I was over (well done, fucking retarded Sherlocks), and she IRL unfriended my arse, which was also fine.

    The wife of the BJ king never forgave my ex-friend.
     
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    What are you talking about, do you mean this thread:

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...ou-have-been-to-jail.10425/page-4#post-361197

    Think you were on the wrong thread dude :(.

    EDIT: There was another thread with a similar title "Sites that you've trolled" or something like that. It was way longer than this one.

    I wouldn't delete my threads, unless its a duplicate or if I get back into the service (win my court-case).
     
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    Yea, wrong place. My bad.