Tell me EDF2...

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  1. Fumo161

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    What do you FEAR?

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    (Seriously though, do tell. I'm wicked curious if anything scares you guys. We won't use it to our advantage or anything, promise.)
     
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    those people just freak me out
     
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    also, that the human race will continue to decline and turn into some sort of insane turbo socialist Politically correct Idiocracy-esc hellhole.
     
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    Flying and mirrors; though mirrors creep me the fuck out more than scare me. Flying is the absolute worst.
     
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    Why would a mirror creep you out. It's just your reflection. You're not afraid of yourself are you? I couldn't live being afraid of myself.
     
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    Staring into your own eyes is not natural. Seeing this man in the mirror, whose face looks so blank and so far removed in his parallel universe, but knowing exactly what's going on in that cold, unliving automaton's head. But mostly the eyes. You should NEVER stare into your own eyes.
     
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    Creepy stuff can generally be worse; the shit sticks like a bone in the throat of both your short and long term memory and stays there i.e certain events will remind you of an event that will remind you of something creepy you saw six years ago.
     
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    Yeah it fucks me up too when I see that.
     
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    I stare into my eyes all the time. I'll a see is broken dreams and my soulless good looks.
     
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    You're like me then. I see a face that feels nor reacts but entices and attracts all the same. But there is nothing beyond that face, with its chiseled good looks and strong, Roman jawline. I have to enter a fun house, to look in the mirrors there... to see my true self.
     
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    You're thinking way too deeply about it.
    It's just you dude. It's not like it's another you living in the mirror.

    OR IS IT...?
     
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    That's a really quality, well written, grammatically precise article.

    But it doesn't later the fact that there is something inherently rotten and malevolent about one's own reflection. There's something queer about the look of one's own eye (especially if you're a guy and it's winking at you...)

    Birds will attack their own reflection - possibly because they possess arcane knowledge on the soul, and understand the depths of evil that lurk just beyond the shimmer of that all too common void we call the mirror.

    And we've all heard about the seven-years bad luck breaking a mirror causes - most likely because it allows your reflection, and every reflection stores within the inescapable lost soul dungeon of a whole mirror, now set loose into the world of the living. My hypothesis regarding this is one of knowing the reflection as a twisted soul, and of one's shadow of being a soulless husk. When a person's reflection escapes and enters the cursed one's shadow, a doppelganger is born, taking the shape of the one who summoned it... only to choke its hapless creator to death by night, as a storm outside rages, when the thunder roars so loud that none can hear your gurgled pleas for help.
     
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    Public rest rooms ,and spiders .
     
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    That other people aren't really as terrible as I think they are, and I'm actually just a fucked-up individual.

    Oh, and enclosed spaces.
     
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    i fear people that fall in love with me for many reasons.

    also skunks.
     
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    I fear all women that claim to "have lots in common with me"
     
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    I hate wasps. They are the creepiest fucking creatures ever. I mean I'm not really scared of many things, but wasps are the most horrible creatures ever invented.
     
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    Boo!
     
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    I'm afraid of S4
     
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    Now, I advise you crueler individuals to not post images of people's fears. While this may be funny to you, it may make people think twice before posting their true fears and I need the research.

    "Fear drives everything, EDF2. Everything. Your life is governed by fear. Every decision you make is a product of that fear. You married your wife because you were scared of dying alone. You have children because you are scared of leaving nothing behind that really matters. You go to the doctors because you're scared of dying. Do I need to go on?"
     
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    Don't talk to me about pretending, you're very username is poking fun at Jesus Christ and you have the White Power and Nazi badges.
    Talk about a pretender. Go be fake somewhere else. Unless you have something to contribute to this otherwise relevant discussion.
     
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