Teens iced a birthday cake with human feces and tricked classmate into eating it

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    Three teenagers who were arrested for smearing a chocolate cake with feces and giving it to a classmate have been ordered to clean toilets, urinals and bed pans at a nursing home and pick up dog droppings.
    As well as the dirty work, Mayra Flores, 19, Ana Mireles, 18, and Sandra Oritz, 18, will spend 22 months on probation for the stunt they pulled in March at Avon Grove High School, Pennsylvania.
    A student told the assistant principal that she, her mother and three siblings got sick after eating a cake that four of her classmates had given her for her birthday.
    The cake tasted so bad, they threw it in the trash. But when, a few dates later, it started to smell she brought it into school and reported it.
    When the cake was sent off for testing at the state Health Department, lab results found e coli, proof that human feces were present on the cake.
    Authorities say the trio and a juvenile student - who is awaiting adjudication - provided school officials with written confessions after a classmate and her family were sickened by the cake.
    She told the assistant principal that when her four peers presented her with the cake, they repeatedly tried to get her to eat a piece in front of them - which she did.
    According to the Daily Local News of Chester, the girls confessed they had taken the feces from a toilet in Oritz's home and then put it on the cake.
    Flores, Mireles and Ortiz were charged in June with recklessly endangering another person and conspiracy in connection with the incident.
    The juvenile was arrested around the same time and is now awaiting adjudication.
    The school prank is similar to one which featured in this year's movie The Help, when a maid called Minny Jackson, from Jackson, Mississippi, is sacked by her former employer Hilly Holbrook - played by Bryce Howard - and bakes her one of her favourite pies with her own feces in it as revenge.
    After Hilly finishes two slices of it, Minny informs her she has baked her own feces into it.
    She calls the incident the 'terrible awful'.
     
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    LOL her whole family ate it hahahahaha!!! :D :lmao:
     
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    NEVER FUCKING TRUST SCHOOLKIDS WITH WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR BODY.
     
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    That is awesome. Never trust girls.
     
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    I am betting my laptop has e coli on it. It must be smeared in feces, or possibly made of it.
     
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    It's time to ice the cake... Whoops! Looks like we're all out of chocolate icing! No problem! I'll use human excrement, they'll never know the difference!
     
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    Didn't they the smell the shit?
     
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    exactly.
    they took it out of a toilet so it must have been sitting there long enough to smell.
    also note, female shit does not smell as strongly as males.
     
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    it's just ridiculous that the WHOLE family ate the shit without even once thinking for a sec.

    And also the girls. How normal can they be to smear shit on a cake to the point where it looks like frosting
     
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    This reminds me of the Budgie bay hotel SHit Sundae.
     
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    The weirdest thing about most of these stories continues to be the punishments. You like playing with feces and feeding it to people? Let's go ahead and give you access to as much feces as possible, and well as access to people no one will believe if they tell on you.
     
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    You must have taken Dr. Music's or Chris-Chan's laptop by mistake then. :trollface:
     
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    They should have been sentenced to eat shit and die!
    seriously, why can't the punishment be a sentence to consume shit.
     
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    Lol notice how its spic kids that did it.
     
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    did the victims of this prank say
    "This cake tastes like SHIT!"
     
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    Meanwhile in a south asian country....

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    This is how birthdays are celebrated. Yellow is the color of curry. Curry laced feces cake.

    You're welcome
     
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    Good to see you again Ge5undhe17. Also, yummm, shit cakes.

    This story is hilarious. @TommyMo, can I get the sauce on this story?
     
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    How asian of them.
     
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    wat
     
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    Can you make shit-cakes out of shit-posts?

    If so, we could make hundreds.
     
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    What a shitty thing to do
     
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    It's a southern US colloquialism. Hear it as read by Foghorn Leghorn, and it will make more sense.
     
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    you are like fountain full oF non knowledge & MUST NOT LIVE WITH A FEMALE. AS FEMALES FART SHIT BURP AND STINK JUST AS MUCH AS MEN . I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD JUST STFU AND TYPE THINGS THAT ARENT HALF BAKED IDEALS THAT COME OUT OF YOU OVERLY MEDICATED MIND. JUST BECAUSE SOME THINGS HAPPEN TO U DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAPPEN TO EVERYONE. THERES THAT ASSPERGERS LEAKING THROUGH AGAIN HUH ELECTRIC YIFF? U ASSPIE.
     
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    yeah but what did the doctor say
     
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