Teen Sentenced for Raping Boy With Toy Light Saber

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  1. zaiger

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    Wow man 30 years in prison for sticking a lightsaber up some kid's butt. Doesn't that seem a bit extreme?
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    Source: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/kt...oy-with-light-saber-sentenced,0,4935986.story
     
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    idk man. a lightsaber up the ass?

    not to mention it was a spic that did it.

    FORTY YEARS.
     
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    Why the fuck did he do to a boy and not to the other who were watching?
    It seems to me, if he already did that to one , why the fuck leave the other? Might as well go all the way, he already got 30 for 1.
    And why did he leave the witnesses alive?First rule of committing a crime is make sure you don't get caught. Has he not watched Dexter?
    Did he use lube on the lightsaber?
    Was he doing it for sexual pleasure, or just because he's pissed at the kid?
    Why use a fucking lightsaber? Why not a kitchen knife instead?

    Come on Zaiger, or anyone, someone answer my fucking questions.
     
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    I don't know man. I mean if he like tore this kid's asshole and colon to shreds than I could see getting 30 years, but if it was just a prank and he like just did it for a second then I would say a year or two and then registering as a sex offender would be enough. It depends on his record too, if he has a history of abusing kids then yeah lock him up and throw away the key.
     
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    he probably did have a record. i mean thirty years on a first offense? doubtful. and since it didnt specify if he just tickled the cornhole or ruptured the kids spleen with it, we cant make as much of a valid sentencing.

    but still, FORTY YEARS.
     
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    It's just weird to me that his first respond when he saw a kid and a lightsaber was, "Alright kid, that's going in your ass right now!"
     
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    the courts have been real hit and miss lately.

    didnt that one lady who drowned her kid get out of jail? the fuck is that about?

    then some beaner tickles some kids butt with a lightsaber, and he gets to spend a third of his life in the booty house.

    shit needs to be fixed.
     
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    CASEY ANTHONY IS INNOCENT YOU FAGGOT
     
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    no one is innocent.
     
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    She's one hot milf though, that's for sure. I'm secretly praying that there'd be a sex tape real soon.
    I'd watch in on two separate window with Casey's sextape on the left and Nailin' Palin on the right, while a Miley Cyrus playlist is on the background. It'll be fucking sweet.
     
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    she is attractive.

    sex tape? lol what are the odds. that shit would sell like wildfire.
     
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    She is not a milf, she is a fmilf. Former-mom who I would like to fornicate. Also she is mine you faggots I will fucking cut you.
     
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    Calm the fuck down zaiger

    Pedophiles don't get enough years as it is
     
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    You should make a sextape with her and sell it. I would buy it and fap profusely, as I've explained previously.
     
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    Casey Anthony Sex tape?
     
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    If no one has made it yet, then I'm patenting for a Light-saber Dildo!
    That's how I feel every time lucasfilm milk starwars for my wookie cookies.

    ....
    But seriously. Didn't the 19 year old know the consequences of being so stupid?
     
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    Who the fuck would video a light saber rape?

    I like the Casey Anthony and pic of light saber with ADULTS, mmmmm
     
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    It's a pretty extreme raping you got there man. He officially got charged for one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force, one felony count of aggravated sexual assault of a child, and two felony counts of forcible lewd acts on a child. He won't do 30 years though in L.A. you usually only serve 60% for violent crimes plus I bet he'll get out early for good behavior. Getting beaten and raped every day tends to provide serious motivation.

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    sorry bro
     
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    I'd rather bowl without a light saber
     
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    Shall I call her and tell her that she's your property?
     
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    I wonder, while he was violating that poor childs anus
    did he make the "Swoosh Zing" light-saber sounds too?
     
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    I hope you don't mind, but I cropped the picture in your sig because it was bugging the shit out of me. You have about 65 pixels left to add a quote or something too now if you want lol.
    Doesn't look like her, but still fukkin saved.
     
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    good thing it wasnt a real light saber. those are pretty deadly
     
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    Fucking disgusting.
     
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    This story totally gave me a boner.
     
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    thanks man, it was bugging me too and i didn't know how to fix it.
    what? the lightsaber used as a dildo part or the sodomizing a child part?
     
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    Both, of course!