Teen only eats Ramen; as healthy as an 80-year-old

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    I knew a kid who thought he was saving money by buying only 20 bucks worth of ramen. Needless to say after week 2 I noticed some of my groceries going missing. That shit is nothing but deep fried noodles and flavored salt.
     
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    This is why being a Weeaboo is bad for your health. 400 calories, 20 grams of fat, multiply that 4748.
    Result: 1,889,200 calories and 94,960 grams of fat.
    Main Question: HOW THE FUCK IS SHE 98 POUNDS?
    EDIT: Being malnourished is a quick way to lose a lot of weight. Not as quick as eating a tapeworm, as @Atomic_Joe has said in a different thread.
     
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    Don't get it twisted, ramen on occasion, or I dunno, eating while trying to stay glued to your gaming rig during marathon sessions of Star Wars: The Old Republic because it's double xp weekend and your furiously trying to get to level 50, is ok. But to eat it everyday is really not good for you. Hell, the sodium content alone should serve to keep you away. But, honestly, I love creamy chicken ramen served with salted crackers. I dip a cracker, eat and repeat.
     
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    When I couldn't afford a lot of food, I'd get noodles. I hated noodles, but they were fairly cheap. I'd also get those cheap, canned Chinese veggies and meat that was on special and wasn't organic.

    I fucking hate noodles and hope I never have to eat them again.
     
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    when i eat any kind of microwave shit or ramen its basically just the skeleton of
    the retarded amount of other shit i put in it. usually the whole spice racks and
    a ton of vegetables and peppers go in my ramen. sometimes i crack some eggs
    and toss em in.

    the fact this bitch eats them without any other ingredients is fucking stupid.

    i could probably live off them the way i cook them and be healthier than most.
     
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    This is so sick. The mother should be arrested and beaten and fed to black piranhas

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    I grill beef and chicken, chop green onions, tomatoes, mushrooms and lettuce, and boil an egg, then add it all to the noodles, on the rare occasion I have them. I prefer to make them myself rather than buy packaged ramen, though. Yum.
     
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    This, instant noodles are for putting meat and vegetables in. It's almost impossible to make a bad tasting bowl of noodles when you're just throwing shit in that happens to be in your kitchen. Those are morrisons value noodles as well, at like 8p a pack she could afford to buy some fucking mushrooms and peppers at the very least.
     
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    Hey, I'm not responsible for the deaths of weeaboos who gobble this shit up.
     
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    Her fucking teeth. Fucking fucking teeth Jesus she's hiding them. What a wretched mother.
    Jesus H. Christ. Motherfucker. This is repulsive.
     
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    Ugh, I tried instant ramen ONCE and it was because I got the munchies at a friend's house and they offered to me, it's not like the real thing that you can get at a restaurant, still eating that shit PLAIN everyfuckingday is just pointless, so why bother telling her what to eat? She will die soon anyway.
     
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    She's from the UK, everyone there has bad teeth.

    Even in japan though they consider ramen noodles to be nothing but junk food. I bet if you fuck her her hips would break in two come to think of it...
     
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    "...this girl has probably suffered ... IQ..."

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    Lazy parenting at best. And its not even USA this time.
     
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    Who the fuck cares about being healthy? it's not like that filthy kike Michael Bloomberg is president and is forcing everyone to be healthy or go to prison, eat Nutraloaf and get raped by niggers.

    I've been mostly living on ramen, Pemmican beef jerky, Minute rice and malt liquor ever since I fucking got here, and I don't give a fuck about malnutrition.
     
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    Fuck you. Being a goddam Mormon, you are one step above a Jew, and you have ridiculous moral standards that involve balanced diets.
     
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    Lol, that's rich coming from someone who's already damned themselves to an eternity bathing in flaming shit. The foods I eat are guaranteed to get me into heaven. A balanced diet is a godly diet, as we like to say.
     
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    I always scramble in an egg.
     
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    she said she doesn't use the seasonings so honestly she'd be fine if she was using air dried packets and throwing a fucking veggie or two in there.

    but nope, just noodles and water. this kinda reminds me of that girl who eats sponges. i think the parents just let it continue because they're cheap fucks.
     
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    I like how they come to the conclusion that children are idiots and that only our glorious leaders are able to keep them healthy.