Teen girl without a vagina get pregnant through knife wound

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  1. zaiger

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    So basically this chick who has no vagina, let's call her no-hole-Nicole, got pregnant by sucking her boyfriend's dick. As the sperm went down her throat her ex boyfriend barged in and stabbed her twice in the abdomen. The sperm then traveled from no-hole-Nicole's stab wounds to her uterus and got her preggo. Lol science.
    Source: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...nant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562
     
  2. TheForRealDeal

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    Oh, it's Africa
    Of course
     
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    We sealed their vaginas just so they wouldn't get knocked up. This was all for nothing!
     
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    Oh Nignogs.
     
  6. zaiger

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    Also since it is Africa I am sure that all of the involved parties have AIDS.
     
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    Oh come now

    That's a given
     
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    How can you not have a vag?
     
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    I'm calling bullshit.
    Nicoles a slut.
     
  10. ExplosiveDiareah

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    That's what i was thinking.
     
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  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    The question is, how can you have a vagina and still have a uterus.
     
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    If you think about it, a mutation that causes a girl to be born with no vaginal opening is more likely than the whole set of mutations that would be necessary to have a girl born with no reproductive organs at all.
     
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    It isn't that uncommon for a woman to be born without a vag, but in civilized countries one with that birth defect would get surgery to open up the area. It's generally just a layer of skin covering it or the skin on either side is fused together. I remember learning about this in school.
     
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    No, no, no...epic defloration ahead
     
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    a thin layer of skin covering her vagina eh? bet the baby smashed through that without much trouble
     
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    It says in the article that she had a cesarean.
     
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    So.. How did she get pregnant? Was there cum on the blade that stabbed her? And did it get stabbed into her uterus or something?
     
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    As pointed out above, she most likely swallowed the cum, then got stabbed in the abdomen. The semen got out of her pierced stomach/intestines and into her equally pierced uterus.
     
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    I have heard of an imperforate anus, and was born with one. Never heard of an imperforate vagina except for people sewing them shut.
     
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    Did the surgery make you butthurt?

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    I was only a few days old, how was I supposed to know? :trollface:
     
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    lol at the Google searches for this page.

    also: :rimshot:
     
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    That was the conception.
     
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    Vag or not vag she was still a dirty slut.

    But now you know girls, don't get your sluttyass stabbed after oral sex. Or at least don't swallow.

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    I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.
     
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