Teacher Preacher Spanking the Monkey in Class

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  1. GSTalbert1

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    He's been doing this for the past 10 years so why did no one think it odd that a teacher would wear an apron to teach algebra?

    http://www.sinisterexistence.com/2011/11/schaumburg-christian-school-teacher-and.html
     
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    It's an American school. Full of Americans.
     
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    God wanted him to, I see no problem here.
     
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    I wander what got this sicko off the most.
     
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    Masturbating in a Christian school makes this article worthy, especially with the church's view on masturbation.
     
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    Turning kids into model Christians. :meow:
     
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    What a shock. A Christian in Scumburg wanking to fantasies of young girls.

    My only surprise here is that it wasn't young boys or Polish Sausages.

    and lol @
     
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    I think the apron was a new accoutrement. This isn't just restricted to America. when I was in China there was a scandal involving a teacher (a chink). You see in our classrooms, there was always a computer for the teacher that was hooked up to the projector and whatnot, and the screen faced the front of the classroom so unless you were at the teacher's desk you could not see the screen. We had a fancy multipedia apparatus that had all the input/output on it, and you could change which was throwing to the projector by hitting a button. So one day a kid hooked up his laptop to one of these things and hit the projector button to throw his laptops screen on the board, only he hit the wrong button and it threw the teacher's screen on the board.

    Behold porn.
     
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    I thought the People Republic's version of Google didn't allow porn.
     
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    Hong Kong, not mainland China. Hong Kong is a Special Administrative Region and uses British Common Law until 2047.
     
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    I would absolutely love to read this note and you know he's got to have a shit load of them.
     
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    Too true, sex and Christianity go together. As a gay kid in highschool finding places for me and my dates to fuck was always a difficulty.

    That's how I ended up having gay sex on an alter.
     
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    Yeah, because that's what normal people wonder when they first hear of something like this. Try not to touch yourself when you think about it, Negi.
     
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    By "alter" do you mean "post-op"?

    Or "altar"?

    Just checking...
     
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    For such a christian school it sure does have a jewish name.
     
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    Now that's a spellcheck.
    It was an altar
    as in "I was on my knees"