TARD TALES

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Retard stories. Like those coolio threads on Fourchan!!11one

    Once, there was this boy who thought he was "Homar Shumpshun" and would repeat the word "dough" in peoples faces and get his disgusting Asspie saliva in their eyes. One day, he fell over on his skateboard while pretending to be "Burt Shumpson" while screeching "cowarbungels" and we never saw him again after his accident which probably meant he died.
     
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    Well, I know this one guy on this forum I moderate. He has a Ren and Stimpy avatar, acts like a low functioning autist and keeps making shitty threads and posts.
     
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    I know a furfag who bawws over her SUPER ORIGINAL markings, which happen to be those of Toxic and poison warning signs, ie stuff that cannot be copyrighted.
     
  4. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Somehow, I knew you were going to say something like this.
     
  5. Dynamic Entry

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    you should, you sack of shit.
     
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    There's this mongoloid I met on a camp, he likes singin so much. He grabs the mic from the singer in the karaoke session and wails to the melody of the song in his head (ignoring whatever song is playing on the TV). EAHEAHEAHLALAUEAHEAHEALAHA for like, 5 hours straight.

    One of the camp counselors cut off the power to the karaoke machine. But he kept on singing till midnight.
     
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    he gunna be big in broadway some day
     
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    Also, he says Hi by slapping you hard across the face.
     
  10. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    you should kick him in the balls, that way when he becomes a serial rapist (but isn't arrested because he's speshull) he wont cause the rape-ees to have any retard babies
     
  11. Negi Springfield

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    LOL.

    Of course, there could be much to say about me.
     
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    I know you're a tard Negi, but you're more sad than annoying.
     
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    ouch..
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I like Negi, but preferring 2D anime girls over actual women really is kinda sad.
     
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    IRL woobie archetype
     
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    lol Why?
    Anime women are perfect in every way.
     
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    they dont have jaws and their vaginas are on their stomachs, stoopid
     
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    herp derp i'm an animu girl
     
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    stfu trol ill cal de caaps und teh wil cum to ur hous nd taek u tuu prisionen.
     
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    i raeped ur mom while you were at my house HURHRURHURUHrUHHUR
     
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    Apart from the fact that they're not real and they're all drawn by fat neckbeards that have no idea what proportions the human body is supposed to have.
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    Yes sir, I concur.
     
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    already done
     
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