Talentless Cumdumpsters Quit

Discussion in 'News' started by scumhook, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. scumhook

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    Sauce: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/movies/olsen-twins-we-wont-act-again-20120307-1ujgn.html

    Fortunately for Rashley, she's realised that she's not a pretty face. I guess the other mutant may figure this out down the track.

    All I can hope for is their building gets 9/11'd while they're in it, or a pack of wild NY squirrels attack and tear what little flesh they have off their skeletal frames.

    My guess for their next career (when the world realises that buying clothes designed by people conceived at Chernobyl is a bad idea):
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    Yes, the shooping's about as good as their acting; but who gives a fuck.
     
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    They had GBA games, books and stupid cartoon shows made in their name. What exactly are their talents, after they outgrew the 'annoying brat' phase in Full House?

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    Fuck...
     
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    They're really classy
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    They acted?
    news to me!
     
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    I always wondered why they never crashed and burned like every other child star out there. Instead they slowly died like a person with inoperable cancer.
     
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    I like how the dog has a "What the fuck I'm doing here" face.
     
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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    My sister used to be a huge fan of theirs.

    *posts article on facebook wall*
     
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    I fucking remember watching the Mary Kate and Ashley cartoon years back

    They were fighting robots and shit, good times
     
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    I object sir! Being a cumdumpster is the greatest of talents!
     
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    I don't know about the cumdumpster designation. My vagina-dentata-o-meter starts going off when I put it near a picture of either twin.
     
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    They look like they died years ago, literally. Also, to quit acting, you'd have to be an actor first.
     
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    Damn, they've got creepy stares.
     
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    why do their heads look shooped in this?
     
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    Fuck me.

    There's nothing going on behind those eyes.

    I wonder who's going to be the first to use this creepy bitch as their avatar...