Symantec tries to bribe hackers to lie about Norton source code theft

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  1. zaiger

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    That'd be right. They're the security company who couldn't secure their own shit; and now they pull a legal an hero via "bureaucratic incompetence". Fucking LOL.

    Mind you, anyone using a Symantec product deserves all they get.
     
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    Norton is good for people who don't have safe Internetting practices and who don't know the difference between a JPG and an EXE file.

    If their source code gets released they will be done. It will literally destroy them.
     
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    good shit man those six armed blue sand monkeys know lulz
     
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    Do people use Norton beyond their free trail?

    Even if it were public, knowing this shit, I'd probably wouldn't use it.
     
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    And people say there isn't a god


    Someone test it, so i can download it and completely forget about my previous hypocritical comment
     
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    It's the source code, not the finished application.
     
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    Ah, shit, that reminds me. I got to, uh, obtain a copy.
     
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    *puts zaiger in his lap and strokes his bunny ears*
     
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    So many people downloading, over the ones seeding....
     
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    All they had to do is wire the $50,000 instead of trying to be slick and buy more time/work with the cops/whatever they were trying to do. Now they are screwed.

    Once these source codes are reverse engineered, there are going to be a billion exploits. They are going to have to write new products from the ground up, and even then I don't see how anyone could continue to have confidence in a security company that would lie to it's customers regarding the security of their security software.
     
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    ha ha, symantec are fucked.
    I just feel sorry for all the poor bastards who use norton.
     
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    They want fifty thousand dollars for destroying the source code? For something that could demolish the symantec brand if released to the public and every other internet security company in existence, they're demanding next to nothing. This is worth hundreds of millions.

    ... and still symantec thumped its chest.
     
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    "Symantec said that most of it customers were not in any increased danger of cyberattacks as a result of the code's theft but that users of its remote-access suite PCAnywhere may face a "slightly increased security risk."

    Lulz

    They should have taken CS11
     
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    Their enterprise level software is alright backupexec etc
     
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    What a surprise.

    The product of Bill Gates' and Steve Bulmer's night of forbidden love speaks.
     
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