Swishy's Announcement of the Year

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  1. swishy

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    I found out I'm pregnant over the weekend. I've also decided to keep it.














    Where this thread ends up, idgaf but I'm gonna go throw up now.
     
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    No, no. I'm not black, white & trashy, nor do I question the paternity
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

    IMO she's lying. But hilarious if true.
     
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    aren't you like 17?
     
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    no she's 26 i think.
     
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    That's why I posted it: because everyone would find it hilarious. It is true but there's nothing interesting on the forums anymore.
     
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    Finding out via EDF.ch that I am going to be a father is very upsetting.
     
  13. swishy

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    God that is terrifying lol
     
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    hahaha... i'm gonna stay out of this.
    Have fun guys.
     
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    I didn't know how else to tell you.
     
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    I thought you couldn't
    get pregnant cuz of your diseased vagina and endometriosis
     
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    You said you were on birth control!
     
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    That's what I had been told, too. What a damn shock this is.
     
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    Seran wrap isn't birth control?
     
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    Well to be fair to swishy, she felt left out, remember she lives in south carolina, she's the only one of the gals NOT on child support from their baby daddies. Also I'm not going to get sucked into this any further until I see a timestamped pregnancy test.
     
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    I said I would stay out of this... but this train wreck of a thread is fun to watch.
     
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    I'm not at home right now but I'll be sure to do that ~*~just for you~*~
     
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    I didn't put seran wrap on my cock. Did you jam seran wrap in your vagina? Wow you are dumb, but that would explain that odd feeling, but I just thought it was your disease or whatever.
     
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    That's the whole reason I made this
     
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    Nope, we're both fucked.
     
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    why didn't you use one
     
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    so what do mommy and daddy have to say? And who is YOUR baby daddy? and how much do you think you can milk out of him as far as child support goes?
     
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    oh. that's not too bad then. '

    be sure to teach your son tons of maths and education.
     
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    Oh, great. Another useless spawn that will be poorly raised and end up on monthly government entitlements. Fuckin' wonderful.
     
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    I told you I am especially fertile and I know you remember how much semen I pumped into you and you said it was "all cool."