Swedish woman crashes a train after trying to ride

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  1. RiKio

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    And this is why you should keep women in the kitchen
     
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    "...before ploughing into one of the kitchens of the building where five residents were asleep."

    Well, she was just trying to get back there...
     
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    Translated into Swedish for our Swedish users. :3
     
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    Don't lie to us, u have inserted subliminal messages that obviously weren't in the original...

    E.g: Um gesh dee bork, bork! (in the 8th line)

    Also: cummooneeceshun

    ???

    That sounds exactly like that line in the last scat flick I saw
     
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    Swedish is a very complicated and unyielding language. You can't translate words, you must translate sentences. Sometimes you have to translate entire paragraphs or decode the meaning behind the words, sentences and paragraphs.
     
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    True

    The example at hand is paradigmatical: Um gesh dee bork, bork! can refer both to the existential angst of being, or to the consistency of the turd you just gave birth this morning, depending on the context.

    Pretty much like any of ur posts.
     
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    Now you're learning. And they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
     
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    I forgot to add:

     
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    ...her motives remain unclear? what the fuck? she took the fucking train because SHE WANTED TO STEAL A FUCKING TRAIN

    how many swedes can honestly say they've stolen a fucking train? not too many.
     
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    exactly! so she's now joined the ranks of the few! the proud! the train-stealing swedes!
     
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    Time for a joke involving a Swede and a train.

     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya! Ät avföring och dö i din moders mens, din hjärnslöa djävla tattare! :D Love from Sweden!
     
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    I know, go to Sweden and smash his face in.
     
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    Bridges have definitely been burnt over this. But I can't really do anything to him because he already lives in Sweden.
     
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    And the africans raping the feminists in the snow.... everywhere. :D
     
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