SUPER MEGA CHRISTMAS THREAD OMGGG

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  1. ASSBLONKER

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    HELLO. IM DRUNK FROM SOME SPIKED EGG NOG, I THINK IM GONNA BARF BIG TIME

    THIS YEAR SANTA ASBLONKER HAS A BIG NAUGHTY LIST LOL!!! U BOYS HAVE BEN POSTING SOME REALLY BIG SHIT THIS YEAR AND U GONNA GET SPANKED + GET SOME COAL IN UR SOCKS HEHE ^_^ U BEEN SOME NAUGHTY EGGS THIS YEAR ;)

    IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT U CAN ASK ME ANYTHING AND I WILL USE MY SAUPERIOR WISDOM TO ENLIGHTEN U AND SHOW U THE WAY!!!!! LOVE U ALL XOXOXO

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Christmas is only good for presents.
     
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    my mom doesnt allow us to celebrate christmas
     
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  11. Janüs

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    What do you celebrate
     
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    nothing
     
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    Ever jealous of other people celebrating the holidays then? Or do you treat yourself around this time
     
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    I DONT BELIEVE IN PROTEIN SHAKES. I GET MY NUTRIENTS FROM GOOD WHOLE FOODS, PROTEIN POWDER IS BULL SHIT TRUST ME.

    FUCK U ODDGUY!!!!!!!! IM TRYING 2 BE POSITIVE HERE I DNT NEED UR LONGNOSE NEGATIVITY U CRAZY BALD JEW

    IM SRY BUDDY.... UR MISSING OUT....... BUT U CN CELEBRATE HERE!!! :D
     
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    but anyways getting to my question, what's the best way to dress for a business party? Casual or Formal? I really need some advice on this
     
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    MY NIGGA I HAVE THE WORST HANGOVER ATM UR CRAZY IF U THINK IM READING ALL THAT BULL SHIT LOL! BUT TO ANSWER UR QUESTION WTF IT DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF PARTY ID SAY BUSINES CASUAL THATS MY GO-TO

    YES ITS TRUE... NOT MANY PPL KNOW THIS ... ITS HIS KLITTLE DIRTY SECRET... HES SMOOTH LIKE AN EGG LOL
     
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