Sunday Late afternoon legal advice thread!

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by lulzyer, Jul 24, 2011.

  1. lulzyer

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    Attorney at lol

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    I'm an attorney, so if you have any legal questions (or if you want to go to law school) and have any questions, feel free to ask! (barred in PA and AZ for best results)
     
  2. Emily

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    How to commit the perfect crime?
     
  3. lulzyer

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    Think about the act from beginning to end. Most stupid criminals get caught because they plan up to then they don't know what to do next. The people who get away with it are the ones who are the best planners. Then, if you get arrested, deny everything. Burden of Proof is on the prosecution!
     
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    Are bank robberies still possible?
     
  5. Cthulhu

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    Lol this isn't the 1930's ,Capone.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Is it possible for me to create a transnational organization which is whose sovereignty is legally respected by most nations recognized by the UN?
     
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    Not in the US anymore. Technology is so good, you'll get caught in 5 seconds. The days of going in with a handgun and getting away with 20k are long gone. There is a reason why bank robberies happen all the time in countries like Iraq, Brazil and Mexico. They dig a fucking tunnel and just loot.
     
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    Probably not. Example - Sealand
     
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    Sealand worked, but don't expect it to ever work again.
     
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    Maybe I should invest money into building a nuclear equipped bi-pedal tank to defend my organization...
     
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    Don't invest in violence plox
     
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    You'll need more than one.
     
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    The correct term is deterrent. DE-TER-RENT.
     
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    Invest in porn ED.
     
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    When others see a mecha armed with a nuke, nobody will be stupid enough to challenge it.
     
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    What if they're not threatened by your walking tank? You'll have to resort to violence.
     
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    We have more nukes. I doubt your walking tank will protect you.
     
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    Yes but I'm not the one initiating it.

    I doubt any nation with nukes wants a nuclear indictment.
     
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    But you provoked it.
    They probably don't want to be threatened either. They will find a way to neutralize you.
     
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    How the fuck did I provoke it? How does having a deterrent justify being destroyed?
     
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    You're saying: "If you don't let me be mah own country, I'll nuke your asses with mah walking tank."

    They probably have reasons for not recognizing you as a nation.
     
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    No, I'm saying something akin to, "I'm starting my own nation and if anybody attacks us I'll use my nuclear equipped bi-pedal tank to defend our nation."
     
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    So, if no one recognizes you, you won't care?
     
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    Why would I care? My organization is transnational, after all.
     
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    So it's just a club.
     
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    It's an transnational organization.
     
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    What is its purpose?
     
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    To serve as a replacement for governments and nations.
     
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    Governments and nations would still exist. They always will.
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    Sorry, I meant an alternative to governments and nations.