Summarize Shakespeare in 1 sentence (Rhyming if Possible)

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  1. The Lieutenant

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    I'll start with the two easy ones, they're very similar

    Macbeth: Thane went insane and got himself slain.

    Hamlet: Dane went insane and everyone was slain.
     
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    All shakespearean peoms: Heavy abuse of the trisyllabic meter leads one to one tryprostatic peter
     
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    This one's cheating

    Titus: Utter shit, and that's about it.
     
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    The Merchant Of Venice:

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