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  1. Helix

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    I'm bored! Which means it's time to start a conversation about a touchy subject with people who are even more opinionated than me.

    People who choose to commit suicide are self-absorbed assholes with no consideration for the feelings of people around them. Either that, or they're just so committed to generating lulz at other's expense that they would die for it. The latter should be an true hero to trolls everywhere.

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    If i ever get a malignant tumor in my brain like my grampaw did, i'm not going out like he did, nu-uh, no way man, not like that.
    i want to die with at least some dignity.
     
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    If you're going to kill yourself, do it like a fucking boss instead of just taking your own life.
     
  4. Helix

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    There are obviously exceptions, but you know exactly what I mean.
     
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    yeah i know, but seeing him being eaten alive by a black lump in his brain told me "if you get this, end it quick before you are incapable of even breathing on your own"

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  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    I wonder if it'd be wrong to profit from suicides by marketing goods to that demographic.

    Has anyone here actually tried to commit suicide, BTW?
     
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    Cancer is bullshit, no doubt. I'm in the clear for that shit, thank god. Unless I get it from all the smoking.
     
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    If you have an issue with the act itself, then definitely. Plus, people already do that. It's called the shifty pawn shop that sells guns/pharmacies/whoever the fuck makes rope.
     
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    My Ex did before we were together, i phoned her up while she was in some sanitarium once every few days to see how she was going.
    lots of goths apparently.
     
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    Nah, I'm totally fine with suicide. But I was thinking more... mass marketing. TV commercials, radio commercials and ads on suicidegirls.com for added flavour. Maybe I'll go ahead and invent the Suicide Booth(tm).

    Ah! There's my first clue.
     
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  12. Helix

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    You would piss soooooo many people off. DO IT FAGGOT
     
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    Controversy is basically free advertising. And since suicidal people don't care what other people think (otherwise they wouldn't traumatize those who love them by attempting to kill themselves) any potential anheroes (for lack of a better word) will be exposed to the existence of my products when they otherwise wouldn't have.
     
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    Teen suicides represent atheists 9 times out of 10 so I don't care if they do it so long as we make sure they're successful (encourage the use of gun or more surefire method).
     
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    what about the 1/10?
     
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    Whatever religion, so I don't care if they die either. Those claiming Christianity are obviously not true Christians so let them die.
     
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    Don't have a problem with suicide. I'll probably do it one day anyway so that's a good job really.
     
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    lol irony
     
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    There's over a billion Christians (if you include heretics) in the world and it's easy to convert more if necessary so what does it matter if a few kill themselves?

    On the last forum somebody mentioned that psyche wards are full of schizo Christians. It's technically not suicide if you can't comprehend suicide. Ergo you can't be punished by the divine unless you fully understand what you're doing. Otherwise most children that die would be sent straight to Hell.
     
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    I suppose that makes sense, though nobody REALLY knows what's going on inside their heads.
     
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    In my economics class we had to design our own buisness. I made a euthanasia clinic modeled off of Dr. Kevorkians line of work. If you could find some way to get around assisted suicide laws, this has the potential to be very profitable.
    And your only competition is Do-it-yourselfers. The best part about that is they're the only competition that eliminates themselves.
    You can also offer a buy one; get one free discount, and a group discount for suicide cults.
    Credit wouldn't be accepted, and there would be no refunds. Satisfaction guaranteed or oh well.
     
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    We should start a business, you and I. I'm not joking.
     
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