suicide hot wings for dinner

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  1. lulzyer

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    holy christ these are hot and awesome, sinus issues solved immediately
     
  2. Flu

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    I've only once ever encountered a spice that I couldn't eat. My dad brought it home from his trip to Vegas for me. It was so god damn hot that it was inedible.

    Back in my old hometown I used to eat at this Indian restaurant where I'd always order the hottest version of foods available - which wasn't that hot to me. After several requests by me to make the food hotter, at last the owner, a Paki looking guy, came out. He was chapped. He started saying, "WHAT??! It's not hot enough for you!? This is... TOO HOT!!" And I told him it wasn't hot enough, just to rankle him for his warnings, prior to dinner, that I couldn't eat his spicy food.
    He saw that I could eat the dish with no problem, so he vanished to the kitchen for a few minutes and came back with some exotic looking peppers. I ate them with relative ease -- but, Christ! Were they hot... though I feigned a casual demeanor and choked back the tears and nose drippings.
    Defeated, the owner told me to come back in 3 weeks, as he was going to India and he'd bring me back something special. 3 weeks later, I went back. He remembered me. And with my meal he brought out the most insane looking pepper I've ever seen. He called out all the staff to witness my undoing - but I ate that pepper, too, and through it was so fucking spicy - so insanely hot... I choked back the signs all over again.

    Finally, he conceded defeat and gave me my meal for free. He was a real cool guy, and I'm sad that I live away, else I'd eat there every night. Through my consumption of inedible peppers, I had won an Indian man's respect; which is the second hardest respect to gain, besides that of an Arab.

    THE END.
     
  3. Atomic_Joe

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  4. Phelan

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    Had some buffalo wings with some suicide shit sauce yesterday fuck its gonna hurt a lot my next shit(s)
     
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