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  1. Manicute

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    Tee-hee u sad? u hate ever1, ur lief sux ass?

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    well mine doesnt <3 but we cud help u, rant here aboot ur shitty life and u wont b judged ,ill protect u with mah sawgy cuteness, xcept 4 oddguy coz he does dat in every thred <3

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    This will be the best thread ever.
     
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    i hate homestuck so much, i cant even begin to comprehend my own anger at those fucking grey dyke bastards uggghhhhh angstttttttt
     
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    liFe nvaR SUX wen u R FUNKYY!!
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    Quality thread right here
     
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    I'm fed up with political correctness. I hate self entitled minorities that think everyone should care or approve about who they are o what they do. Do I believe everyone should have equal rights? yes, yet they definitely aren't giving the example, they're selfish communities that don't give a shit about anything but their own interests.



    EDIT: And yeah and my life sucks hard, blah blah long and hard blah. It's like, living isn't one of my strong points. Maybe I'm just underleveled.
     
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    I have an issue.

    I hate my life, and I have no friends, and my family hates me. I'm too afraid to leave my house because I'm worried that the satellites will read my thoughts and find out that I figured out the Colonel's secret KFC chicken recipe, and I don't trust the effectiveness of tinfoil hats. I feel desperately lonely all the time, and I just don't know what to do anymore.

    My question is, if I can't leave my house, how can I obtain the other ingredients to make my KFC chicken? I hate KFC so much, enabling black people to live. I want to ruin them, but I can't leave the house to do it. I have no friends to get it for me, and my family keeps droning on and on about some "medication." I also can't trust those shifty grocery delievery people. What do I do?
    PLZ HALP!
     
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    My life isn't that bad considering I'm fat, have an egg-shaped head, am unlovable, and I live in Detroit.

    :dolan:I'm just bored.:dolan: And I bore and disgust myself. :dolan:And everyone dies and no one cares.:dolan: I just don't see what the point is. :dolan:
     
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    my lyfe is hard becuz i haz de stress
    my cat even packed his bags and walked off and he was my only roomate so i started drinking myself to death :(
    den when i was der god told me i was bad man and he haet me so he mek my lief worse becuz i was mean to pplz on internet and so i lost my own job too :((((
    (another way to put it:I don't even know what the fuck I'm typing)
     
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  15. Manicute

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    omgmy me first tiem xD

    then wat r u doeng here, y dont u take a sit over ther?

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    Cuz i felt parading my happiness around and making you sadfags jealous/more bitter.
     
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    My only motivation in life is money plus I already tried to kill myself before, went over the necessary dosage of oxy but all I did was feel like throwing up and I could barely walk for three weeks. Life is on the upturn I guess but I'd rather be dead

    Good times
    TL: DR my shitty childhood and life waaah :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah, I doubt that...

    Maybe your first tiem today (or this afternoon)?
     
  21. Manicute

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    im sad cuz ronny is mad @ me and wont return my messages cuz i posted a pic of ronny on some 4um bcuz some russian guy called ronny a perv and i said ronny isnt a perv and i posted a pic of ronny and now ronny b angry

    i want a hug


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  24. Manicute

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    U is rite, is not ur fault he b a fugly perv

    *hugs*

    xoxo
     
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    DONT CALL RONNY FUGLY


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    thnx 4 teh hug <3
     
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    maybe he was just masturbating really hard in an unairconditioned room
     
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    My family is scattered across the country. My mom is schizophrenic who lives over 1000 miles away, and my father is an alcoholic sociopath who left when I was 3 to serve a prison sentence. I have three younger sisters whom I've only seen a handful of times in the past 15 years. I barely know anyone from my family.

    I spent 5 miserable years tending to a woman who sucks at life, and she left me for another man because I work too much. After 3 years in the dating scene, I've come to the conclusion that everyone is fake and can kiss my ass.

    Most of my time is spent at work, where I wield the banhammer. When I enter the room, conversations screech to a halt. If I crack a joke, I can't tell if they're laughing out of amusement or fear. I do not maintain a personal relationship with any of the people I spend 50 hours a week with.

    The people I used to hang out with are jealous hating bitches, and I can't show my face without some kind of fucking drama. They are all junkies and alcoholics, so my only social outlet is to get wasted with people who secretly despise me.

    I'm not depressed but my life isn't perfect. I have lots of good things going for me, however friends/family are not on that list. I never vent about these things, but since I figure I'll get called a faggot here regardless of what I post, this is a safe place to let it out.
     
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    I asked for a vanilla ice cream cone and they gave me chocolate