Suicide attempts

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  1. swishy

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    Earlier today on the other side of town, an incredibly busy bridge was shut down because of someone threatening to drive off of the bridge. Although the loss of a loved one is hard on those close to the newly deceased, I think suicide is incredibly selfish and shouldn't be stopped by anybody but the "victim" themselves. If they want to draw this kind of negative attention to themselves at such a "trivial time in their life", then fuck it. I'll call their bluff. A little cynical, yes, but a majority of the time, they don't even go through with it and have the embarrassment of their own failed publicity stunt to live with.

    What are your thoughts?

    P.S No, I'm not going to so don't even suggest it.
     
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    Shoosh, I was reading the news and my mind started ticking!
     
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    I drank antifreeze a few weeks ago. It wasn't successful at all as I just puked it all back out, then passed out for around 12 hours then puked again. I wouldn't recommend antifreeze as a method as your body will literally not like that stuff due to the bittering agents the manufacturers typically put in it.

    Nobody else knows I tried this except for this forum and neither should anyone really care. Suicide is only selfish when you have someone depending on you(Like a child or pets.). Also, make sure it's somewhere out of sight.

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    Even when you're independent, you're failing to acknowledge your friends and family who do care about you. I think what you did was ridiculous and I hope you don't do anything else of that nature again.
     
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    They will get over it. Life can and does go on. Also, I don't believe in an afterlife.
     
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    Yeah I tried before but pussied out one time and the fucking rope broke the other time.

    Was crossing my mind some time ago. But recently the idea of death has been scaring me.

    And lets say hell is real, where in the bible does it say hell has eternal life. It doesn't. Once one dies in hell that's it. game over.

    God I'm probably going to go religious or something, I mean old testament religious. Funny thing is that in itself will cause lulz.
     
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    And I was hoping to rape some demon that had the appearance of a child :<
     
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    Whether there's a paradise, a lake of fire or limbo when you die(if you believe in an afterlife), gaining access to it before "your time" without thinking of the consequences, logically, is silly. The failed attempts should be examples that you accepted you didn't have it as bad as you had thought.
     
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    As much as I'm positively reinforcing anyone in here that's attempted, I wouldn't show sympathy and would probably say "Do it" to further prove it was a dumb idea to begin with.
     
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    sometimes if im feeling low i decide to kill myself and i orchestrate an elaborate plan fully intending to bring it to fruition but in the process i realize, HEY.... i dont give a fuck.

    then i feel great and everything is awesome. the air tastes good again. like nicotine.

    i allow myself to think. thats a dangerous thing to do. those brave enough to lift the rock of sanity usually find all kinds of creepy horrible frightening things lying in wait.

    the trick is apathy. because when youre dead it doesnt make a fuck. and if it doesnt make a fuck then, it only stands to reason it doesnt make a fuck now.

    party hard.
     
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    What does that even mean?


    No you won't, not for those reasons at least.
     
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    That's more power to you!
     
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    ive been to heaven and hell already.

    its really not what you think. eternity is five minutes. spending an eternity anywhere is about five minutes.
     
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    Fuck.


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    You are aware that some day you will die.
    Do you spend all of your time trying to find immortality?
    If not, you're committing suicide.

    Just saying, don't be so judgmental, twatie.
    Some like there suicide fast, some nice N' slow.
     
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    I agree almost entirely with this post and your other posts in this thread.
     
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    That's not something that I do for I was never a member of the USMC.
     
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    How did you get in your head that I'm in the marines?
    Also, Pix or not true. Time stamped, you not gobbling down penis after penis. I bet you can't go 5min with out an abbo dick in you throat.
     
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    I just assumed that because you seem retarded. Wait, that's not PC. How about mentally deficient?

    If you're in any other branch (army, airborne) then the army must've lowered its standards like a motherfucker. Though, from what I understand, airborne is full of the meanest bastards in the US military. I could be wrong. I've never actually been in the flamboyantly gay orgy you call the American military.
     
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    Just saw that you added that last sentence. Don't worry, I won't try to fatally poison myself next time. Next time, I'll use a handgun. I've seen a ruger 9mm for $300 when I was last at a gun store.
     
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