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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Nanki_Poo, Dec 19, 2012.

  1. Nanki_Poo

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    Dramacrat

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    Apparently I need to stop being the ghey.

    How do I go about this?

    Prefferably nothing involving my own death/ harm please
     
  2. MeinEye

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    Turn off the computer and go outside.
     
  3. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Since anything i recommend falls into the Death/Harm categories I'm going to tell you that you will never stop being a fag.
     
  4. MeinEye

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    I should ask are you referring to being popular on the internet or outside of your basement cause if internet just talk about how much you love having sex and drink and smoke EVERYDAY. You'll fit in juuuust fine.
     
  5. scumhook

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    Posting noodz is always a good start.
     
  6. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    The quickest path to becoming teh coolness is to worship me like a god and become a brony.

    Then post your Social Security Number and photo Id here on the forums, along with credit card information, i promise its safe with us and your courage will make you teh cools
     
  7. Whatever

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    Just stop being a faggot. It's not that hard, really.
     
  8. umkemesik

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    Step 1: Change you Avatar - Nobody takes Nappa seriously.

    Step 2: Remove cock from mouth and anus

    Step 3: Insert your cock into a hole of the opposite sex. It can even be your Sister or Mother.

    Step 4: ???

    Step 5: Profit !!!
     
  9. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    You're a faggot, embrace it!
    In fact go harder, strive to be the biggest faggot evar!
    But do it over at OhI (If you can out fag them you'll the bestest)
    2birdsTshirt.
     
  10. oddguy

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    Give me your address and i'll come over and help you stop being gay.
     
  11. Bottom Feeder

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    1)Stop taking your medication
    2)Killing spree
    3)????
    4)Profit
     
  12. uberfukken

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    Not making this thread would have been a great start, too late for that.
     
  13. Lucila

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    Damn....I was trying to think of something nice and witty, but I keep coming up with death and destruction ideas. I'm with Trooper, they ghey is too deeply imbedded. Be one with your faggotry, my young Padawan.
     
  14. lulzbomb

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    I guess you should stop sucking dicks .
     
  15. HeliosOne

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    listen to this song and meditate into his meaning
     
  16. Nanki_Poo

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    Haha I have no credit card. My social security is deactivated.As for ID.....


    Any image of myself on the net is bound to crash whatever computer it is on. Too ugly. I will melt your face.

    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#92d050][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#ff00ff][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#ff00ff][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#92d050][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#ff00ff][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#ff00ff][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#92d050][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#92d050][SIZE=3][COLOR=#92d050][SIZE=3]I do not have a cock[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

    Done!





     
  17. OMGCoolUsernameBro

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    Just kill yourself you god damn fiend.
     
  18. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Post anyway faggot.
     
  19. Ronny

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    1356464812486.
     
  20. Chainsaw surgeon

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    I'd recommend one of these, mate
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