Suggestions for solid object that you can hit yourself multiple times before losing consiousness?

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  1. TwoStar

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    1. Posted in TinyEDF because I'm using a new laptop belonging to an aquiantance of mine and I am too overcome with paranoia to use it to post normally.
    2. This sudden depressive outburst's source is the aftermath of seeing in Youtube's As Seen On section that one of my favorite VGMs was used, at one time or another, in a 4chan clone which I have interpolated is afflicated with MLP:FIM. (interpolated because of my previously stated paranoia.)
    I believe the title of the thread explains my request for help.
     
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    I thank you all for your suggestions. I shall select one later.
     
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    Bowling pin, baseball bat, rolling pin or an iron pipe.
     
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    My biomechanical appendage.
     
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    A fetus
     
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    I would gladly put steak sauce on aborted fetuses and grill them over mesquite charcoal in front of fundie Christians at an anti-abortion rally... just throw the Smokey Joe, a lawn chair, BBQ tools, charcoal and a cooler full of aborted fetuses and 40-ounce malt liquors in the back of the Ranchero, and set up shop in front of an anti-abortion rally...
     
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    Get one of those rubber coated sledgehammers, that should do the trick while (maybe) not killing you outright
     
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    No, they have sledgehammer sized ones. Got one in my garage.