Suggestions for furfags ( An anhero advice thread)

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by lulzbomb, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    I will start with a few don'ts :

    Do not : Crash your car into a bus full of people because you failed to jump off of a mountain.
    If you plan to jump off of a mountain leave your suicide note where it is hard to find so your parents wont send the police .
    Knifes are good as well.
     
  2. Sublime

    Sublime
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone's Favorite Evil Bitch

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    1,895
    Occupation:
    Faggot Police
    Do not: use a pistol to shoot yourself in the head. Being a furfag, you are full of fail, and you may miss.

    Do: get a shotgun, and put it in your mouth. Guaranteed success!
     
  3. Andria Kilgore

    Andria Kilgore
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2011
    Messages:
    5,393
    Occupation:
    Dead
    Poison hemlock, preferably brewed into tea. Quick, painless, easy death that most medical examiners will classify as respiratory failure and not suicide, especially if no hemlock is found in your stomach. It tastes pretty good too, a little bit like cilantro...

    Most furs are too chicken to attempt a firearms or explosives suicide, and this will allow others to cash in on their life-insurance policies. (most life insurance is voided in cases of suicide)
     
  4. faggotmaximum

    faggotmaximum
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    1,563
    Occupation:
    rape
    don't kill yourself. as a furfag, that would be easier on you and therfore it's only just that you carry on with your pathetic excuse for life as it would be much more painful.
     
  5. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    But then they will run around ,and murder child hood ,and fuck dawgs ,and yiff each other . You furfag enabler YOU MUST DIE!!!!!
     
  6. Fraud Based Economy

    Fraud Based Economy
    Expand Collapse
    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,827
    Return to the wild. Don't come back.
     
  7. supernipple

    supernipple
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2011
    Messages:
    47
    not sure if serious conversation...
     
  8. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    NO I like it in society . I fit in here .....................well sort of.
     
  9. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    (Die you whore dog!!!) فاحشه‌ سگ مرد شما
     
  10. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    They don't need to kill themselves. The AIDS will do the job for them.
     
  11. Dildo Baggins

    Dildo Baggins
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    985
    Occupation:
    Penis Inspector
    light yourself on fire while in fursuit
     
  12. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    But only when you're in a convention. Chain reaction lulz.
     
  13. Andria Kilgore

    Andria Kilgore
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2011
    Messages:
    5,393
    Occupation:
    Dead
    Try yiffing something bigger and stronger than you are and capable of killing a person but which also has a lot of soft fur, like a bison, a yak, a musk ox or a llama, maybe a snow leopard or Siberian tiger. (Re-enacting one of the proposed theories behind the Tatiana incident might be a good idea if you yiff a big cat)
     
  14. Rock

    Rock
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,645
    Occupation:
    Pretty boy swag'n
    Home Page:
    Hold your head underwater for at least 10-200 minutes and your yiffing skills will progress to the next level and you'll grab the power up and win the game or whatever the fuck you abominations like to do
     
  15. Sqigur

    Sqigur
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2011
    Messages:
    700
    Occupation:
    bitchtits
    no need for suicide, eventually your father will take you to the back for a 'walk' and bring his trusty shotgun
    hurrr
    :la:
     
  16. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    I was thinking something more "Old Yeller" style.
     
  17. jack

    jack
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,198
    You sign up for my safari so I can go furry hunting. Then I will stuff and mount you the wall like the fucking animals you are.
     
  18. Sqigur

    Sqigur
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2011
    Messages:
    700
    Occupation:
    bitchtits
    Needless to say, all furries have Rabies and they do enjoy to yiff at bonfires, so yeah. It's like Old Yeller.
     
  19. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    You really want this on your wall?
    [​IMG]
     
  20. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    Minus the tears.
     
  21. jack

    jack
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,198
    FUCKING CHIRST WHAT WAS I THINKING? ID SCARE THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!
     
  22. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    Then again, you could put this on a stick in your front yard as a warning to your neighbors.
     
  23. jack

    jack
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,198
    Sounds like a plan.
     
  24. Sqigur

    Sqigur
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2011
    Messages:
    700
    Occupation:
    bitchtits
    tears of happiness
     
  25. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    They don't deserve to have your tears of happiness wasted on them. They deserve your urine of apathy.
     
  26. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    Or you could set up one of those photo booths where you get to have a picture with the corpse and sell t-shirts saying "I'm with furfag."
     
  27. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    What the fuck is that?
     
  28. TheDude2894

    TheDude2894
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,193
    You really want to know?
     
  29. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    Looks like a jigaboo niggalo juggalo.
     
  30. Nouble Digger

    Nouble Digger
    Expand Collapse
    FURFRIEND

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,401
    Occupation:
    bad artist, pls commission
    Those are some nasty pube-esque curls he's sporting.