Sue Basko is the biggest lolcow in the history of the internet.

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Scamp, Dec 28, 2013.

  1. HeliosOne

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    who is t-----k and t-----r?
     
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    I have no idea. The wiki is 100% satire, does nothing she's blogging about, and once again she is spreading false accusations that we distribute malware.
     
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    so basically a female onideus?
     
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    Moulton and Basko teaming up would crash the internet.
     
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    someone for the love of god make these two meet
     
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    http://subliminalridge.blogspot.com/2013/02/how-to-become-lawyer.html
    70-80 hours of a lot of unpaid lawyer work? She's probably counting Tweeting ED as work.
    Oh no, she's a smart lawyer!
    lol
    That explains so much.
    To be a lawyer, you need to be a very skilled computer user capable of using the internet and microsoft word! You practically have to be a computer hacker!

    And here's a convenient list of internet crimes all of us heartless criminals can commit! http://subliminalridge.blogspot.com/2013/03/federal-computer-crimes-list.html

    And some ways to recognize and understand trolls: http://subliminalridge.blogspot.com/2013/10/troll-tropes.html

    And what @Likeicare @Scamp and @zaiger can expect and do after Basko gets the FBI to raid them: http://subliminalridge.blogspot.com/2013/09/raided-by-fbi-what-to-do.html

    Getting trolled means there's a high likelihood of being raided and most trolls are getting paid for it by the FBI. Basko wants the FBI to after ED because ED is full of trolls. But the FBI loves to hire trolls. Maybe Basko is actually a really nice person and just trying to get us all trolling jobs with the FBI?

    There are a few interesting titled articles but they're all dead
    so you want to be a terrorist
    Scoop: doxbin arrest
    are you a rustle league victim?
     
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    Clearly no personal agenda in all that fanciful TL;DR. :awesome:
    And who's to say the GNAA isn't legitimately full of gay niggers? It's not racist at all.
     
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    They look like they are related anyway.
     
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    This chick can barely write in English. I can't even read her writing without wanting to braindump, for all of the grammar and spelling errors. Not to mention the outright nonsensical stuff.
     
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    Oh, Sue Basko, when will you learn?

    Now I obviously haven't spent as much time as Sue reading about law on Wikipedia, but isn't what she is doing libel or defamation or something? She's telling harmful and blatant lies about a public figure/entity (whatever ED is.) I think ED should consider filing a suit against her for harassment. ED is clearly disclaimed as a satire site. Sue Basko is being completely serious. Sue this bitch.

    "Diversified portfolio of hate" luuuuuuuuuullllllllllzzzzzzzzz

    I don't think Sue knows much about the internet, certainly not enough to be proclaiming herself a "licensed attorney with much advanced education (lolwat) in Computer Crime law."

    Way too much stupidity and lulz to even respond to a fraction of it.

    This is clearly harassment with intent to cause harm, ED needs to take legal action against Sue Basko.

    They posted here somewhere, either in this thread or in newfags.
    @lulzyer you down to take the offensive?
     
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    Why are you alive, where did we go wrong?
     
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    Dont summon that guy.
    He is so annoying.
     
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    Introducing, "Basko Bingo!" How horrible of an e-criminal are you? Find out using the fun-for-the-whole-family game of bingo!

    Get a bingo and go directly to jail, you depraved, criminal scum!

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    My score:
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    Does offering to delete noodz of one person on an article in exchange for another person's noodz count as extortion?

    Either way I didn't score a bingo, I fail.
     
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    No bingo for me :(
     
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    Almost had it both ways. Does pirating software still count if it's 6 years old and the developer has since made 2 more versions?
     
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    Too lazy to make a chart, so I'm claiming yours. I have those bingos plus the bottom row. I haven't used autism to get money, but I have exploited mental issues to get out of things lately (so the second to the bottom bingo too). Eat 4 bingos.
     
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    Well, shit. Enjoy those 400 hours of me jacking off, ED admins.
     
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