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  1. jack

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    SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING BLUE DICK PRINCESS.SUCK IT BONE DRY.

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  2. scumhook

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    Piss off, you dicknosed blue fuckwit.

    Suck your own cock, just like your daddy taught you.
     
  3. jack

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    IM going to punch you in the eye and take the pussy.
     
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    My bedroom smells like my boyfriend's dick wtf
     
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    i like dick, but not of the blue variety.
     
  6. THEE HAMMER

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    Fascinating
     
  7. jack

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    Who said you could say no bitch? Get on your knees before you have to leave the house looking like you've been told twice.
     
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    You're going to hit me and steal my cat?

    WTF???

    Fucking beastiality sicko.
     
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    yes sir
    i dont like black eyes
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  10. jack

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    WHEN I FUCK YOU I"M GOING TO CALL YOU GUNTER BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND JIZZ IN YOUR ASSHOLE.
     
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    I've been called worse, and it's a free fuck, so I'm in.

    Just got to do a shit so you won't have poo worms coming out of your dick afterwards. Your mother might get upset when she services you later on.

    BRB.
     
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    Your voice is too loud
     
  13. jack

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    SHUT UP GUNTER.
     
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    what does it taste like ?
     
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    It tastes like freedom.

    And stale sperm.
     
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    well- what flavor is it?
     
  19. jack

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    LIKE FREEDOM AND ICE CREAM.
     
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    Do you ejaculate icecream?
     
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    if it was chocolate & ejaculated money, you'd bet i'd be there.
     
  22. jack

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    YES AND SPRINKLES.
     
  23. jack

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    TRY LICKING MY ASSHOLE
     
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    um...no.
     
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    I'm good on sprinkles. Tell me, what flavor is the Ice Creme?
     
  26. jack

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    You don't know if you'll like it till you try. Come on, just once.GIVE ME ONE GOOD LICK AND YOU"RE DONE.
     
  27. jack

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    CANDYCAIN AND STRAWBERRY.
     
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    Sold. However, dose it come out cold, warm, like a milkshake?
     
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    what other flavors of icecream do your genitals have, my good sir?
     
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