Stuff you hate/love in animu

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  1. Chorvaqueen

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    Characters who are too dumb to live, plus points if this is the protagonist.
    Overtly Japanese stuff
    Retarded names like Lag Seeing and pretty much that letter bee animu thing in animax also that animu with a character named Satellizer.
    Girls who sound like 4-year olds when they shouldn't.
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    Ordinary High School Students, I seriously find these to be sue-riffic.
     
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    Not enough boobs.
    Any dubbed version of an animu.
    Retarded gags, like a randm cat on the side with a picket sign that days idiot.
    prolonged battle scenes.
    Melodramatic overdramatization of lines.
    Not enough boobs.
    predictable story lines.
    Stale and flat characters.
    Weak women.
    English theme songs.
    And not enough boobs. Have I said that?
     
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    Not enough boobs? Pardon me, but I get boobs slapped in my face all the time.

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    Apart from that, yes, you're right.
     
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    PROTIP: There can never be too much boobs.
     
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    There can, I don't needs tits bouncing through their own gravitation field in serious / sad / tensed / creepy scenes.
     
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    That's when you need them the most.
     
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    I agree, but I think that still puts us in the minority. I love your avatar, by the way.

    Things I hate in animu:
    -harems
    -ecchi i.e. "Oh no I fell and grabbed your boob, ooops" or "Oh no I fell just so you can see my panties tee hee" I fucking hate that shit.
    -no character development (which goes along with:)
    -one-dimensional characters
    -protagonists that have that seem normal or whatever but have a "special power" that makes them the best/strongest/faggiest/whatever
    -harems
    -stupid or nonsensical plots
    -shojo
    -did I mention harems yet? I fucking hate harems.
     
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    I hate how in animu, they don't explain that oriental women have the stinkiest vagoos out there.
     
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    1.i hate harem bullshit.
    if i wanted to jerk off id watch porn. if i wanted to laugh i would watch a comedy.
    this is neither humors nor titillating.

    2.excessively dramatic dialog.
    when a child looks up at the sky and starts telling the other character about his hopes,and dreams and beliefs etc.
    some of this is a result of cultural differences,but still,do they think this is cool ? believable ? what ?

    3.villains who's motives are inexplicable.
    why was gando doing what ever it is that he was doing in "neon genesis"? what was izaya trying to achieve in "durarara"? and how did any of his actions advance his goals?
    maybe the best example of this,in my mind,is "blue submarine No.6",a wonderful little anime,but right near the end the main villain explains his master plan in an elongated speech that does not make a single lick of sense.

    4.characters are incapable of sarcasm.
    it's my favorite kind of humor,and is seriously lacking in anime.
    in fact a lot of emotions are.everyone in anime is always nice and polite,the rude ones are at best slightly snarky and the villains aren't that much better.
    the only anime iv seen with a character that was honestly sarcastic was the first season of "clannad" before the show descended into a whiny mess.
     
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    I hate moeblobs and harems the most.
     
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    5.never ending shonen anime... good god... naruto must have over 500 ep's.
    bleach has been going on for like a decade.
    who can watch all that shit ?

    6.post Pokemon fight shit... all this "Baybalde","Medabots","Yu-gi-ho","Bakugan"...
    "kid A" finds a hidden talent for the new kids fad.
    soon,he is on a boat,on the way to America,to have overly dramatic fight for the world championship,and save the world with the power of spinning tops and trading cards.
    how can i not crack up when i watch an angsty 12 y/o having a marble fight with a grown man and summoning ancient spirits to win and save earth?
    also,it's impossible to understand the rules to these things,so they make new ones up whenever the main character is about to lose.



    7.sports anime... god do i hate them.
    they turn every sport into an over the top bullshit fest.
    i saw a soccer anime where two twins would score goals by simultaneously back flipping and kicking the ball.
    the worst one was "hikaru no go" it's like both this and my previous complaint combined.
    for those who do not know what "go" is,it's a Japanese version of checkers more or less.
    combine that with the spirit of a gay king guiding the main character and you have "hikaru no go"...
    now try to think up some way of making that interesting or exciting...
    also you only see short flashes of the board they are playing on so you only have the narrators word that one of them is winning or losing.
    they try to turn it into some strategical mind game,but it goes on for like 400 episodes.
     
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    Definitely agree with you on these. I hate the fact that animes like Bleach, Naruto, and One Piece have been going on for 100s of episodes. Worse are their mangas - over 500 chapters?? That's way too excessive. Also, I hate sports animes too. I actually read a little bit of Hikaru no Go, when it was running in the Shonen Jump magazine I was getting. It was so stupid, I found myself not giving a shit about any of the characters. And although Yugioh is a terrible anime (lol 4kids), the manga was pretty cool in the beginning (it was also in the Shonen Jump I read for a while). The dark Yugi kills people who rip on the little Yugi for no reason, damning their souls to the dark oblivion because they picked on him a little. I think he did it for the lulz.
     
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    Engrish, and basically missusing any language.

    I understand that japanese people is retarded for languages but how hard it can be to double-check the info before letting it be seen by the whole world and have others laugh at you.
     
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    I don't like how Americans are portrayed. It's way too stupid and over the top
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    To them Jenna Jameson Jessica Simpson is 'merkuh

    and african americans are stereotypically...uh...

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    you think thats bad ?
    check this out:

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    babo.
    he's from "Darker then black" and his name is "babo"...
    btw,this is not the only racist character in that show.
    the show has people from all over the world and most of them are racial stereotypes.
    at one point there is a slanty eyes,buctoothed,high pitched voiced chinese character... i love it when anime portray the chinese in a racial way,like anyone can actually tell the difference between them.
    the show also had a fat,pasty isrealie.a ukranian prostitute and a shipsload of other crap.

    but the worse offenders are these shonen anime where the characters are in some kind of world tournament to win some kind of competition.
    because then the main cast can meet people from all around the world and make caricatures out of them.

    in "medabot",a show about kids with fighting robots,they went off against a mexican team that consisted of three identical mustachiod,pancho and sombrero clad men.whos only dialog consisted of "Amigo,Amigo,Amigo" and constantly looked like they were about to fall asleep.also,their robots were three cactus's with mini-guns.
    then they had to fight the caribian team... who were pirates.

    although that is not nearly as bas as the carribian team on "bayblade". at least the "medabot" guys knew that people in the carribian are not all black.
    on "baybalde" the caribbian team were three big lipped niggers (again,all looked the same despite having different genders this time.)
    they walked into the ring wearing a "lay" and a tooth necklines,and eating a banana.
    their baybaldes were made of wood and their special finishing move was called "big kahoona" and involved a tsunami.
     
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    Pussy protagonists

    Fucking Shinji ruining an entire decade

    Also anything that relies on the power of friendship and heroes who magically get the ability to make a thing (usually an attack) work after failing at it a bunch of times
     
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    I love it! Does anyone please have the "Oh shit, a nigger!"-mango pic?

    P.S. I liked your posts because of the content.
     
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    LOL. I saw this in a manga I read recently, Bio-Meat Nectar. Observe:

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    This is the American captain. A big headed, tiny eyed, scarred, arrogant prick. He thinks what he is doing is right and thinks everyone else (not American) is an idiot. Of course, he dies realizing he was wrong.

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    Here's the American captain and his soldiers. See the black guys? Lol, both of them have huge lips and dumb looks on their faces. The asian guy in the group must be Chinese, although it never says.

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    And finally, there's a French guy (right) and a Japanese guy (left, main character). Of course the Frenchman looks goofy and stupid (although he is portrayed as a sneaky cunning bastard), and the Japanese guy looks cool and suave. Did I mention he's supposed to be 16?

    Which brings me to something else I hate, animu and manga showing characters looking much, much older than they really are. The main characters in Bleach are supposed to be 15 or something. But Ichigo and his pals all look like they're 20 or older! Seriously??
     
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    sounds like sue-riffic to me.
     
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    Yes, definitely! He's also got daddy issues. Lol. I enjoyed the manga because of the blood and guts, but the characters are lacking. Oh well.
     
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    Mexicans according to Japan, somehow they don't stereotype us as much as they do with anything else. Wrestling is a very common subject tho.

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    Hey.

    I realized, everyone in DBZ has the same fighting style.
     
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    Same thing applies for overdramatization of scenes when characters just heard something serious. Their reaction is a prolonged scene of them looking angry/shocked/more serious than they should be, followed by some grunt of said character and the villain/whoever giggling evilly at them.

    Looks like a goddamn South American soap opera.
     
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    The only thing I like in anime are the archetype of badass grandfathers/old guys who made the rest of the cast in his bitch.

    Bonus points if he isn't another generic boob chaser.