stuff in your pockets

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  1. Weezus Christ

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    lately ive been enjoying having wrappers in my pocket

    they make a nice crinkle and frankly it turns fishing for keys and change into a delightful cacophony of crack-a-lacking fun.


    usually i use kraft singles wrappers but lately ive been using fancy christmas chocolate.
     
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    almost everything people carry in their pockets is hyphenated
    neat
     
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    My life savings. Thirteen dollars and a coupon.
     
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    I always have my phone, wallet, gum, and lighter in my pockets. Occasionally there will be some trash I forget in there for like weeks because I'm high and I'm too paranoid to just toss it on the ground, then I forget about it and wash it like three times.
     
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    I don't have pocket.
     
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    I have keys , wallet 1 (money) Wallet 2 (ID ,and important papers also balance) Paper , receipts,cough drops, pain pills , my scheduled for next semester .
     
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    weed. dutchmaster wrappers. clippers cell phone. jolly ranchers. and starbursts.
     
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    Wallet, keys, $7.50 in quarters, my Zippo, a pack of cloves, a bag of peanuts, my iPod and my phone. This includes my jeans, my jacket and my T-shirt.
     
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    My wallet, android, pocket knife, lighter, pack of Malbaros, and one blunt in a plastic baggy. Emergency hip flask filled everclear in my hoodie pocket. My apartment and car keys plus my student ID on my keychain as well.
     
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    flask of everclear?

    idea stolen.
     
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    How else do you think I can stand my moms mega churches Christmas service?
     
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    Your name isn't Richard Trenton Chase, is it? He kept mac and cheese in his pockets on Death Row thinking that his jailers and the Nazis were trying to poison him, and tried giving it to an FBI agent to test for poison.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Trenton_Chase
     
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    Or are you a-Mariana Hanks from a-Romania? :trollface:
     
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    since I only own two pairs of pants - one for work, one for every day besides work - there is always treasure in both. But I'll discuss my everyday pants; in which there are: a handful of lucky pennies / lucky washers, a mini shrine thing, two lighters, visine, two box-cutters, lip chap, one army man, a length of string, a tube for half smokes, caffeine pills and gravol, and various bits of plastic that I find while on walks that would make for neat pieces for my army man models and balled up tissue ("snot pocket").
     
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    I work in a library.
    i carry a purse... i don't know what is all in there....
    i think a tiny guatemalan family is living there, too.
     
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    Op will be alone, every day, forever.
    And you guys hate me? This is the retard you should be throwing stones at. Faggots.

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    On any normal day I have (1) phone, (1) wallet, (1) tube of chapstick, and (1) set of keys (work/house/car). Also I have this little Lego man on my keyring that's pretty ballin'. He's from Star Wars or something.

    I also use to have a box cutter until it broke while cutting boxes.