Student moans

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    Why? Your time would be better spent reading and writing outside of school.
     
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    Dat CS/Math double major. If you pick up some books or take an elective or two on cryptology and modular arithmetic you'll be extremely marketable to a lot of companies that'll pay top dollar for you. I'm too poor to afford a double major, but have been considering a minor in math since I'd only need to take a few more math courses to accomplish it.

    When the time comes, we can circle jerk about linked lists, hash tables, dijkstra's algorithm and other neat shit you'll learn about.
     
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    ???

    I've only found scholarships for catholics, protestants, christians in general, hispanics, and blacks. And black hispanics. And black catholic hispanics. I am none of those things.
    where are you people finding these. :mad:
    I want free money.
     
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    try a tanning salon you gotta spend money to make money.
     
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    I've been looking around and I think you mean the kind of English major that is available in the U.S, which seems to me more like an English literature major, while I mean a major in English education.
    Keep in mind that in my country English is not the official language, and besides, specifically where I live English teachers are in high demand because the city is currently growing and more private schools are popping up, so I think I could make some decent money.
     
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    Well, considering you have a scholarship fund, which you did nothing to earn but be born, it looks like you already have free money, and are just finding shit to complain about.
     
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    Ah, that makes more sense then. In America, the only jobs for English majors are a very limited amount of teaching jobs, and barista.
     
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    So lie about your religion.
     
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    It's not a scholarship, it's a savings account. And since I won't save enough money in the next three years to cover the difference, I'm just not going to college.

    I also have some scholarships but if I have more than 10K in debt (which I would) then I won't be able to pay it off within ten years because people in the field I wanted to enter make less money than people in the field I am actually entering.

    And yes I am bitching. I titled the thread "Student moans."

    What else were you expecting?

    if it was cupcakes it's the wrong thread.

    @Popcorn
    I tried that; my Christian impression is apparently "offensive" and "distasteful."

    Praise Jesus kill fags xxxxGodxxxxx
    rep0st 30x or u go 2 hell
     
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    Fill up a facebook account with Proverbs verses and slap John 3:16 in the about section.
     
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    Should I also interpret them horribly?
     
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    Lol, you're full of shit.
    Lies are fine if the intent is funny but making a thread to showcase your whiny bitchyness and then posting unfunny obviously false statements
    You're nothing more than an attention whore....
     
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    You're only half right. I did apply for some of those scholarships anyway, but I didn't get any. It may have something to my last name being something like "Seineemergoldsilvermanfield."

    I do not deny the attention whoring.
     
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    Fair enough.

    Drink half a bottle of bleach
    and (like a good catholic) be cleansed of your sins.
     
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    Only half?
     
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    stupid.
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    Read the bottle. It only kills 99.9% of bacteria. Jews have way more sin than Catholics, obvs. Why else would the Catholics have attempted genocide so many times?
     
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    Dumbass students getting into heavy loan debts and expect Obammy to bail their asses out with taxpayer dollars.

    Fuck them, let them work their asses off in low wage jobs, paying off the debt for the rest of their pathetic lives.