STRONG JOINTERINGS RAGD

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  1. ASSBLONKER

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    NERE STRONG JOINTERINGS OK RAGD UNREL MEMBR MAY TRY TO DDOS SERVER BUT THEY CANOT DDOS OUR HEARTS, OUR WILLPOWER IS LIKE A MAJESTIC WHALE THRASHING THROUGH DEEP OCEAN WATERS, THE DROPLETS OF WATER CASCADING OFF ITS GLOSSY HIDE TO BRIEFLY REVEAL AN AMBIGUOUS RAINBOW ADORNED WITH ALL THE COLOURS THE HUMAN EYE CAN PERCEIVE.

    AS WE LOOK OUT ONTO THE GLIMMERING OCEAN OUR EYES MEET BRIEFLY AND OUR HANDS BEGIN TO INQUISITIVELY WANDER ALL OVER EACH OTHERS TENDER, SUN-KISSED FLESH, OUR HEARTS POUNDING LIKE A MIGHTY SILVERBACK APE BEATING ITS CHEST. WE MOVE IN CLOSER AND FINALLY OUR LIPS TOUCH AND TIME STANDS STILL, LIKE TWO BEAUTIFUL RED ROSES DANCING IN THE TRANSIENT BREEZE OUR LOVE BEGINS TO BLOSSOM WITH THE TENACITY OF SMOKE BELLOWING OUT OF A QUAINT, DOCILE COUNTRY COTTAGE INDIGENOUS TO THE TIBETTAN MOUNTAINS BAN ME PLZ

    OUR TONGUES BEGIN TO INTERTWINE LIKE THE INFAMOUS BLACK WIDOW WEAVING ITS DEADLY SIN, WE ARE BLISSFULLY IGNORANT OF THE HUGE WHALE BEHIND US, AS IT RAMS ITS 8FT COCK IN BOTH OUR ASSES, BOTH SALT WATER, SEMEN AND BLOOD GUSH FROM OUR MOUTHS. BOTH OF OUR BODIES MARAUDED AND VIOLATED BY THIS CRUEL TWIST OF FATE, AS LIFE RAPIDLY ESCAPES FROM OUR OUTER SHELLS, OUR EYES MEET FOR THE LAST TIME, AND OUR LOVE SILENTLY ECHOES OVER THE TURBULENT WATERS AND THE MAJESTIC HORIZON, TWO STAR CROSSED LOVERS DESTINED TO MEET IN THE NEXT LIFE, ALAS POOR YORRICK, I KNEW HIM HORATIO
     
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    Interesting.
     
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  9. ASSBLONKER

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    THATS AMSERING I WILL INCLUDE THAT IN MY PRINTS FROM NOW ON UR KNOWLEDGE BURSTS FORTH LIKE ONE OF MY ANAL PILES WHEN IM TAKING A SHIT, I NEED TO SORT THAT OUT LOL
     
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